Ghetto Blastoff

The first hit of Crack-Cocaine one receives for free from their local Crack dealer.

Lashonda's Ghetto Blastoff landed her kids with Social Services.

by IAmTheBatt September 26, 2010

ghetto laugh

a laugh that says "i got one over on you"

she insulted him and followed it with her ghetto laugh.

by slugger bob October 13, 2010

Ghetto Cam

What you call it when you tryn to record your gameplay on a video game console, and instead of using a special recorder, you set up a camera in front of the screen.

George couldn't afford a 50$ plug in recorder, so he set up a ghetto cam to record his quickscopes.

by HoRNYMExiiCANNN October 20, 2010

ghetto dinner bell

When the fire alarm or microwave goes off to let you know the food is done.

Well yeah, the house is filled with smoke and shit, but the ghetto dinner bell hasn't gone off so it isn't done yet.

by The Medicated May 2, 2011

Ghetto Tourettes

The act of spontaneously adding unnecessary words, phrases, or sounds to a conversation. While usually added to the of the statement it is possible to randomly have a Ghetto Tourettes added anywhere.

Ghetto Tourettes post-statement:
That was a bad party, youknowwhatImsayin?

Random usage:

He was really mad, feel me, about all that fuckery, feel me, knowhatImsaying.

Ghetto Tourettes can also be used to describe an entire conversation:
This guy came into the shop talking all Ghetto Tourettes.

by UrbanPaign May 6, 2011

Ghetto trashcan

A trashcan made from turning a stool upside down and putting a bag on the inside.

Ryan: The janitor took all the wastebackets from the room and I've got all this stuff to throw away.
Tom: Its ok, here's a stool. I'll make a ghetto trashcan.

by Paul47 May 14, 2011

Ghetto Bjorn

When you use Hefty bags and bungee cords to hold your baby in the same manor as a baby Bjorn.

Yo bitch, where the ghetto bjorn at?

by ghettoblaster666 September 10, 2011