Pull a german

To fail at something you're supposed to be good at

'Did you see how spain pulled a german against russia in the world cup?'

'A team like argentina should never ever pull a german against france'

by SteenTNS July 1, 2018

german hotplate

german hotplate is a gang initiation in which the women must commit sexual acts with five or six dogs and after wrap her face in plastic wrap and smudge around in dog feces getting it all up in her hair she then has to act as if her shit don't stink and all the men want her

dashque wasn't given a choice on wanting the join the gang they forced her a german hotplate

by sanxity June 11, 2019

german captain

When a man consumes his own ejaculation.

When my wife and I have sex, I German Captain in my own mouth.

by kittnclaw September 2, 2014

German Friday

When you shower and then take a massive shit within the hour.

Man I feel fresh! Ope wait a second, ima pull a German Friday! *explodes toilet*

by Codybay1 December 18, 2021

German rain cloud

Immediately after ejaculation, the man does a back flip out the bed while farting at the same time. Creating an aerial dusting.

Him: "I came in her pussy, pulled a german rain cloud, and left 'dat bitch!"
Her: " so good, until he left me in a german rain cloud" :(

by Stuntclown1 December 9, 2019

aisan german

the bitchiest of all aisans

im an aisan german, get it right bitch!!!

by Alex Travis March 28, 2015

German Empire

funny nerd guy from trollbox

German Empire

by Susman90000 March 12, 2022