Food blackout

A state of mind where a person is completely unaware of his or her surrounding, because he or she is too busy eating something insanely delicious.
When waking up from food blackout, you will often realize that you have been eating like a complete pig for several minutes, but despite of having dusins of people starring at you with disgusted looks, you are mostly just sad that a large ammount of the food you were eating is now gone.

Person A: "Dude, you´re like half way through your meal, and I havent even gotten my food yet!"
Person B: "OM NOM NOM!"
Person A: "DUDE!!!"
Person B: "What!?! Oh, Sorry I had food blackout."

by bIMON November 16, 2011

Faggot (food)

Cited from wikipedia.org, "Faggots are meatballs made from minced off-cuts and offal, especially pork (traditionally pig's heart, liver, and fatty belly meat or bacon) together with herbs for flavouring and sometimes added bread crumbs. It is a traditional dish in the United Kingdom, especially South and Mid Wales and the English Midlands."

"I like eating Faggot (food)s, they taste good."

by 1x1 January 7, 2022

Food at home

The same prepackaged food you have been living off of for the past 5 years or the omega poor meal you put together despite living in a two story house, owning yeezys/tims, only wearing "designer clothing", and blowing 2k of your moms credit card on vbucks last week like it was no big deal.

Me: mom can we stop at McDonald's

Mom: we have food at home

Food at home:

by Pee Doge January 5, 2021

gat food

Ammunition for a gun.

I went to the store to buy some gat food.

by TOK4 March 13, 2014

depression food

something you go to buy from the nearest store to numb your feelings, like snacks, chips, cereal, usually something unhealthy.

Jared: hey, where were you?
Chris: oh, I was buying depression food.

by xxalex March 2, 2021

hamster food

When you shove your hamster in your anus and go about your day normally.

Tim: Hey Johnny you're walking kinda funny is everything alright?
Johnny: Yep just a little Hamster Food.

by Errect Phalic Member May 27, 2016

Food digger

Someone who uses somebody for food

Johnny buy me food

“Your such a food digger”

by Food digger December 7, 2018