A shower that serves only the purpose of cleaning yourself, without having to worry about any sexual or romantic activities that one of the showerers might expect from the other.
Max and Clara just finished their daily 10k run. As they came home they were only up for a functional shower together, as gas prices keep on staggering...
by LuckyNumberSl3vin July 14, 2022
A shower omelette is what remains after your piping hot, fresh ejaculate hits the hot water of your shower and is fried like an egg and sausage plate from Waffle House.
"Man, I really wish our suitemates would clean their shower omelettes off the bottom of the tub. Last night I stepped in one, slipped, and fell face first into another one."
by Michael, from Maudlin High October 04, 2017
A gay sex act which involves but is not limited to entering a shower, bathtub, or sauna for the purpose of contracting multiple sexually transmitted infections such as gonorrhea, herpes, and genital warts. Quite often bubble bath or conditioner is used as lubrication to penetrate the anus. This often leaves both participants feeling dirtier than when they entered.
Jole: Did you hear that Bret gave Frank a bumpy shower?
Matt: Yea man, I heard they're both burnin now
or
Jole: I've been farting bubbles all day man what happened last night?
Matt: You don't remember? We took a bumpy shower.
Matt: Yea man, I heard they're both burnin now
or
Jole: I've been farting bubbles all day man what happened last night?
Matt: You don't remember? We took a bumpy shower.
by Chuck VanDoren April 24, 2012
Today I had a shower thought:
If elevators hadn't been invented, all the CEOs and important people would have their offices on the first floor as a sign of status.
And the entry level employees would be up on the 80th floor.
If elevators hadn't been invented, all the CEOs and important people would have their offices on the first floor as a sign of status.
And the entry level employees would be up on the 80th floor.
by Q8eris January 08, 2022
When your woman (or man if incarcerated) is on all fours and you are driving your man plug home without using any virus protection equipment, you have them turn to look at you. When they react to your calling, you shoot your baby butter deep and sneeze in their face effectively giving them your gifts of hot sex and Covid.
by JR382 January 14, 2022
Yesterday I felt so constipated but after my kyle shower I was much better.
Her: Let's do Anal?
Him: Ok, but first let's give you a kyle shower.
Her: Let's do Anal?
Him: Ok, but first let's give you a kyle shower.
by thefuckdidijustread September 28, 2016