facty

Resembling a fact without being factual.

While President Bush refrained from stating any specific numbers, the points in his address were facty enough to convince the American public of the grave and immediate threat.

by Mars Redwyne November 1, 2007

Fartypantz

A fine pair of trousers you like to fart in without feeling any shame or embarrassment at all.
These pants are so friggin absorbing other people won't even notice you released some gass..

VERY DISCRETE and secretly we all love them!

" For crying out loud, those Fartypantz are TIGHT! "

"You farted? You really farted? You must have some excellent Fartypantz dude!"

by minkeloneous April 29, 2009

Gap-Fatting

The term used to describe the action of fitting a large object through a small gap, assumping the past tense of the word 'fit' is 'fat'. It's just funnier, alright?

Caitlin: You're never going to fit your car through that gap...
Me: Watch me.
Caitlin: That was some freaking awesome gap-fatting.

by WatchMe September 24, 2007

fatt mance

A derogatory term for a certain youth pastor at a certain church who likes to dress up as a metrosexual and has a fauxhawk.

kaite: man i went to this church today and this guy wearing diesel and had a fauxhawk was speaking.
Jen: sounds like Fatt Mance

by Just a fan. January 19, 2005

FattyMcShitFuck

Danny Patton or any other sort of fat slob that irritates you beyond any other belief and smells really bad, kinda like fuck and dog shit all at the same time, plus dead man boobs and duck... that plus crap...

"Thanks for pushing me into the wall fatty, you stupid FattyMcShitFuck!

by Coolio January 16, 2004

Fasty

Fat- Nasty. Generally a woman but men included. Obese, lacking personal hygiene and any form of grooming standard. Closely associated with the Dependapotomus species and Tag Chasers.

Yo Brother, you know you got so drunk last night that you started hitting on a Fasty with a mustache at the bar.

by Yuck Fou! September 23, 2011

Fattass.tk

My last hope. If anything goes wrong, I've still got Fattass to keep me sane.

I didn't do well in college. In fact, I have no idea what to do with my life now. But at least I have Fattass, and they can never take that away from me.

by 'JJ' August 21, 2004