Dylan is the FUNNIEST person you'll ever meet. He has blue eyes and a GORGEOUS smile , even though he is kind of insecure about his smile cause he thinks his teeth are too yellow. . He is a very loving considering person yet not everyone can really see that because he kinda makes a first impression of an asshole.
He has the biggest heart in the world , and he just can't take any compliment seriously- he is too embarrassed and immediately makes a joke about it.
He LOVES girls of all kinds , and he isn't afraid to hit on any. You go Dylan!

He will be a very famous comedian one day , and you'll regret you didn't hook up with him when you had the chance .

He is a mommy boy , and even though he likes to smoke weed, he doesn't like WEARING WEED PANTS. He is horny 99% of the time.

If you wish to call Dylan, please say "your majesty.

Dylan is someone so fun to be with you want him around all the time ,
Problem is he is a very busy man .

Dylan is the best for sure.

Girl:" Hey Dylan!"
Dylan:"it's 'your majesty ' for you"

Girl:"sorry, your majesty, Dylan the great, I want to marry you "

Dylan:" sure you do , I am great at bed , you'd be satisfied for the rest of your life"

Dylan by Averyattractivemodel June 23, 2022

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Heard he likes to watch those cartoons with the squids.

Yo that Dylan is so cute.

Dylan by Cock grabber 73 June 24, 2022

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One who’s a tiny cat.

Dylan get off the counter!

Dylan by Roemerweak July 30, 2022

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