Iain Duncan Smith

One time leader of the British Conservative Party - in which capacity he proved completely useless. Now he's back in the cabinet taking a big knife to the welfare system. Iain Duncan Smith is bald, rich and a cunt. He lives in his London home rent free. He has never been poor but he's determined to starve out the UK underclass (who were once a working class until Thatcher made them all unemployed in the 1980s). This bald-headed, self-righteous, upper-class, out of touch, money hoarding, benefit cutting, wankstain is also a very boring man by all accounts.

Benfit Claimant 1: You going Christmas shopping this afternoon?
Benefit Claimant 2: You're fucking joking right? All I've got to look forward to is Iain Duncan Smith cutting my unemployment peanuts off. Cunt!

by Charles Henry Scargill December 18, 2010

Duh

An interjection that means "obviously".

"I think I might slip on the ice", Janet said. "Well duh!", Emily exclaimed.

by Definitions@123 January 6, 2022

Duck

A waterfowl.

But also, a funny person

T: I saw two ducks yesterday, they were stalking me through the window

H: I is a duck for sure

by Ace the simp March 9, 2023

Duwaka

Drug Device.

Device used for the consumation of drugs.

E.g. Rolled up note, bong, crack pipe, drug scoop.

Dude, pass me the duwaka, I need to insufflate some narcotics.

by duwaka September 9, 2009

Dumpster Chicken

A junkie or dope whore who for whatever reason believes she is still really cute and worthy of respect even though she exchanges sexual favors for drugs.

Idk why he only messes with dumpster chickens.

Becky is such a dumpster chicken

by Peebee Enjay November 23, 2016

Dumb bitch

A bitch that is dumb.

Chandler and Alanna are a couple of dumb bitches.

by bouncethatass69 November 11, 2019

Dumpster Pump

Noun: A device used by Sodomites to more easily perform sodomy. Usually behind dumpsters or in corn field's. The base pump is 2 Metric Rogan's long and 1 Rogan wide, a little smaller than the average persons thumb.

Trivia: The Dumpster Pump was used during WW2 by it's inventor, Pumper Jones (Alex Jones' Great Great Grandfather) to drain the Nazi's of their Jizz strength. The concept for the Pump was based on Nikola Tesla's Earthquake Machine, which could vibrate at frequencies resonating with skyscrapers, potentially collapsing them. Instead, Pumper Jones' Dumpster Pump would collapse the ass's of men, and used 17 of Tesla's patents.

"I'll give you a nickel if I can test my Dumpster Pump on you."
"Ok Glenn, Can I set my mug on this dumpster first?"

by Potatogenic June 8, 2019