The bible story that put more of the wrong people in power than just about any other story. Napoleon and Hitler most likely saw a little bit of David in themselves (even though they weren't Jewish kings), and likened themselves to David, fighting their opponents with a slingshot and outwitting them.
David and Goliath is a story of a Jewish youth who defeats a larger opponent, and more people who are not Jewish have used it to gain support for their cause/make it more popular (especially if its bullshit) than just about any other bible story.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2019
Get the David and goliath mug.Somebody who will only commit to their beliefs if they are alone and have no one around to challenge them. People named David Luevano have very strong homosexual energy and seem gay, but when they are accused of their sexuality they deny it and become very offended, often throwing the insult back. David Luevano may be very smart but they are often very lazy and will only use their intelligence when they absolutely have to. David Luevano will often fake their personality and speech patterns to fit in to the current crowd. David is a hypocrite and will often make fun of you for doing the same things they do. David Luevano will often have a friend he follows everywhere and often shows their inner homosexuality to, which will be hidden if realized. David Luevano is an asshole.
Guy: Stop being such a David Luevano!
David Luevano: Shut the fuck up you're the one being a David Luevano! You little ugly bitch!
David Luevano: Shut the fuck up you're the one being a David Luevano! You little ugly bitch!
by David Hater9999 October 7, 2019
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A speed demon that is deeply in love with his lawnmower, so far that he would have intercourse with it
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This is a character from the french youtube channel Joueur Du Grenier. He is depicted as a man who passes everything off as "good enough" with a shrug.
One use it to personify excessive tendency to put things into perspective (sometimes in a ridiculous or careless way).
Also used for burlesque black humor when one is pointing out good things in dramatic situations.
One use it to personify excessive tendency to put things into perspective (sometimes in a ridiculous or careless way).
Also used for burlesque black humor when one is pointing out good things in dramatic situations.
*Listens to the last Justin Bieber album*
David Goodenough: It's not that bad, he looks good on the album cover !
*A wild fire is burning a forest*
David Goodenough: It doesn't seem THAT dangerous, and it will warm the animals up !
David Goodenough: It's not that bad, he looks good on the album cover !
*A wild fire is burning a forest*
David Goodenough: It doesn't seem THAT dangerous, and it will warm the animals up !
by Yuni Tsukiyama January 13, 2021
Get the David Goodenough mug.that one guy in your friend group thats not quite right hes kinda just there and does nothing
he may like to talk about gae stuff even tho he has a "Girl Friend"
if you have a friend like this they are called a David-The-Lesbian-MILF not to be confused with David who is David-The-Lesbian-MILF's twin brother David is a SIMP killer and a CHAD LORD but David-The-Lesbian-MILF is a bisexual simp
he may like to talk about gae stuff even tho he has a "Girl Friend"
if you have a friend like this they are called a David-The-Lesbian-MILF not to be confused with David who is David-The-Lesbian-MILF's twin brother David is a SIMP killer and a CHAD LORD but David-The-Lesbian-MILF is a bisexual simp
Kid1: Yo whats up David!
David-The-Lesbian-MILF: im David-The-Lesbian-MILF not david
Kid1: oh *walks off*
David-The-Lesbian-MILF: :(
David:WASSUP
everyone: YO DAVID LESS GOOOO
David-The-Lesbian-MILF: im David-The-Lesbian-MILF not david
Kid1: oh *walks off*
David-The-Lesbian-MILF: :(
David:WASSUP
everyone: YO DAVID LESS GOOOO
by that readom 14 year old June 21, 2021
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