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Carp crotch 

Term used when a Womans vagina is unkept and uncleansed. Pertaining to a fishy and otherwise untollerable odor.

Related words: funk snatch
I went down on Debbie last night and had to swallow my own puke because of her carp crotch
Carp crotch by Allseeinian May 13, 2010

sweaty stripper crotch 

Whenever you stop in your tracks and smell the air and it appears dead fish is rotting near by, that is sweaty stripper crotch.
Stewy was playing with laura all day with a basketball and at the end he grabbed laura by the shoulder and spoke "i didn't know there was a fish harbor nearby," Laura blushed and said, "oh i have sweaty stripper crotch.

candy crotch 

That girl over there is top notch candy crotch.
candy crotch by Jon Jonz February 9, 2004

carrot crotch

a red haired person. Refers to the person's red pubes.
Carrot Top must be a carrot crotch
carrot crotch by Jim Quinlan January 15, 2007

Ranch crotch 

To spill ranch on your crotch.
I just ate this burger and WHOOPS! I have a ranch crotch now.
Ranch crotch by JonathanUllberg October 30, 2007

cod crotch 

A term used for a "lady" whose genital region had a smell somewhat similar to a fish market.
cod crotch by Ms T February 21, 2003