Tesco connection

when your playing a game on online and someone has a really crap connection and lags up the game.

Guy 1: hey join my game on cod

Guy 2: Okay
(game starts lagging)
guy 1: ugh you got tesco connection

by ZzeerFax August 13, 2010

Stupendous confectionary

A simply ravishing lady with a delectable arse

Oh my did you see that lady Tony bought back from Gambia

Why yes, stupendous confectionary if you ask me darling

by Cazmataz September 27, 2019

The Contest

A contest between you and your friends to see who can go the longest without pleasuring themselves. As seen on Seinfeld.

"Jerry, I cheated in the contest"

by BixbySnyder69 May 11, 2021

DDC (Direct Dick Contact)

Any sexual act involving physical contact between dick and the partner

Andrew and Isabel had DDC (Direct Dick Contact) for less than 5 minutes before he busted his nuts and fell asleep immediately.

by Dorothy123 October 15, 2018

A polygon is a shape with lines that connect, the number of side tells us the name of the shape

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000012360000604000100930039958200070500

A polygon is a shape with lines that connect, the number of side tells us the name of the shape

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 9, 2021

Connecticut

Connecticut is not all rich. Beside Fairfield County, it is really pretty normal. I live in New Haven, and honestly I do not feel CT deserves to have the "Rich State" title. It just isn't accurate. There are many "Ghetto" neighborhoods and high crime areas all around, people outside of Connecticut just don't take the time realize. We're not all rich, yes we make more on average per household, but its not all like that. If people took the time to realize CT isn't just of the home of Prep School snobs and Yale, then maybe they'll understand what we're all about.

Are you from Connecticut?

Yes.

So, you're rich and live in a colonial house?

Far from it, we're not all like that.

Sure you aren't.

by nicole_love May 21, 2009

confectious

confectionery + infectious = confectious. A new word invented to describe choking on laughter following a humourous conversation

Person 1: "omg, steve is dying here!"
Person 2: "Muhahaha, he's confectious!!1"

by MunroeForbes July 21, 2008