Commodometry

The scale of which a car can do a burnout, a scale of 1-10 consisting of the gear, amount of smoke and if it is single or double pegger

By riley and dom

Yo look at that vk calais it was rated 10 on the commodometry scale

by Phatvpcommo December 2, 2020

Common Delosinator

Somebody who sucks and makes everybody else suck too

Person 1: Man we just lost a game of Fortnite
Person 2: Were you playing with that one guy? I always lose when I play with him
Person 1: Actually yes I was. He must be the common delosinator

by FlyMayberry December 3, 2020

Common Member day

December 11th is Common Member day.
In this day, common members from Discord servers can break any rule without suffering punishment.

Person A: Oh no, I just broke the rule of no posting memes in general.
Person B: Don't worry, it is okay, today is Common Member day, Discord mods can't do anything to us.

by Totally not Jome December 9, 2020

Common Peninsula trash

Someone from the peninsula who is trashy

God, Shannon can be such common peninsula trash

by Writer99999999 December 23, 2020

Common literature

1. A thing that certain people consider "very scary" when used by one who's typing is all over the place, usually very poor grammar, capitalization, spelling, and more, then suddenly changes to the proper way of typing/writing.

2. Obviously learned in many of your English classes, assuming you didn't skip.

3. Very rare. Just rare. Like, "discovered yesterday and it was scary as fuck," rare.

"What? I simply decided to use common literature properly to do better with English. It's not like the world is ending." "YOUR TYPING NORMAL AND IT'S SCARY" "You're, not your. Your is ta-" "SHUT-"

by Discord's Personal Satan January 6, 2021

Common

Shorthand for "Common Law Wife" or "Common Law Husband"

My second common was a total bitch. She drove me into bankruptcy dragging me into family court over and over again before disappearing with my kid.

by u1fhednar January 17, 2021

commatose

Passed out from overuse of certain punctuation marks, or from overly-fastidious attention-to-detail behavior regarding said symbols in text-composition.

I can see how one might become commatose from excessively using "long-tailed periods", but what about over-indulging in other punctuation marks, such as parentheses or semicolons? Would that produce a similar limp/unresponsive state?

by QuacksO January 31, 2021