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Clastity

Clastity...When your cat is using your couch as a scratching post and you sneak up behind it and grab it,it turns around and slices your wrist open with its claws.
Your furniture being ruined and your injured by the cat who's doin it.
by Creatureofgod August 26, 2013
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claustabox

When a woman feels claustrophobia around her genitalia due to the clothing she is wearing, as a result she takes of her clothes.
"Matt I have claustabox I'm taking these fucking pants off" because the best pants are no pants
by lucalaw May 25, 2014
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Clausterslaupin

A valley that the Vikings transcended in eastern Oklahoma where they killed a deer and found some salt near the pleasant, crystal river.
My troubles began in Clausterslaupin Valley.
by dsw812 October 16, 2014
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clastard

A person who looks only to their own social class and disparages any other class, be it above them or below. Reality TV motormouth Katie Hopkins makes a fine example of a clastard towards people she judges as working class. Stubborn people of working class have been known to make offensive comments about people of middle class.

As someone who hates judging one by social class, even thinking about it for that matter, I could be considered a clastard just for the creation of this word!
Ex1:

B: I can't believe Katie Hopkins could make such disparaging judgments about somebody's name purely by their social class.

R: Complete and total disrepectful bitch. A downright bastard. A clastard, even.

Ex2:

T: Why are we going to Shoreditch? What was once my part of town with a brilliant working-class history has become a polished up, gentrified fancy pants town of hipster-bearded c***s.

A: Now now, it's a wonderful place! You should learn to appreciate people outside your own culture, whether they are above or below you! Don't be such a clastard!
by 6-M@N March 3, 2015
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claustrofurbic

When a furry animal walks up and sits in or on your face, or just in your personal space.
I woke up completely claustrofurbic, due to the gigantic cat ass in my face.
by ThisReallyHappened April 18, 2015
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clausti

"Seriously man, stop hugging me I'm clausti."
by j_ellie_bean September 10, 2016
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clostrabumhole

When somebody's butt gets too close to yours and you get scared.
He couldn't have sex because if his clostrabumhole.
by Qentis October 29, 2017
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