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Hefer chuck 

a big ugly pig that a guy screw's cuz he cant be w/ the girl he really wants. She's big, fat, and ugly, and sleezy. She there fore has a hefer chuck (aka fat pussy meat). She'll screw anything, cuz she's lonely.

guy1: Mary has a nasty hefer chuck.
guy2:well how would u kno brandon if u didnt fuck that hefer chuck????
guy1: I was fuckin drunk man....
Hefer chuck by Christine Marano October 8, 2006

bass chucker 

Short for bitch ass chicken fucker - someone whos a bitch and fucks chickens
a terrorist is a bass chucker and with goats
bass chucker by Jack543210 February 11, 2009

scam some chicks

to fuck a girl outside the context of a meaningful relationship
"Hey, this weekend I'm going to get drunk and scam some chicks."
scam some chicks by scamsome March 9, 2009

Chuck Noris 

Some Historians believe that the dinosaurs were killed by a meteorite. In fact the extinction of the dinosaurs was brought on when a tyrannasaurus rex made the mistake of making direct eye contact with Chuck Norris. The roundhouse kick unleashed caused massive ammounts of dust to cover the sky while he hunted the rest of the dinosaur. He then made love with 144 cavewomen to populate the earth.
Mess with Chuck Noris and you will meet an untimely death.
Chuck Noris by Coron July 16, 2008

Chuck norris 

If you spell 'Chuck Norris' in scrabble, you win. Forever.
I spelt Chuck Norris. I have won.
Chuck norris by Sadistic_monkey August 29, 2008

NASCAR chicks 

(noun) NASCAR chicks are women and girls who often are involved in the sport due to the sexyness of the drivers. They also enjoy the loud noises caused by the engines, and don't mind being proud about they're being a NASCAR fan. However, do not refer to these fragile creatures as rednecks, for they can become angered and violent. Their natural habitats include trailers, ingrounds, grandstands, and, on rare occasions, homes in the city (these species are endangered). They can drink any other girl under the table, and aren't afraid to kick ass!
NASCAR chicks rule!

NASCAR chicks love Jeff Gordon!
NASCAR chicks by kadydid July 20, 2008