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Christmastine

like a valentine, but durring christmas.

originates from "candy-grams" because they are like valentines durring christmas.
oh don't worry shawna, you are my christmastine this year.
by Salvianation December 21, 2008
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Christmas

(pl. Christmasses)

1. n. The holiday celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ. Falling conveniently on the 25th of December, supposedly declared by the Catholic Church to eclipse a Pagan holiday (winter solstice) on the same day.

2. n. A heart touching season where gift giving is promoted, and Santa Claus is every youth's hero. Other Christmas icons include: reindeer, snowmen, elves, presents, pine trees, ornaments, tinsel, holy, yule logs, sleighs, mistletoe, carols, noel, angels, golden rings, calling birds, french hens, turtledoves, birds in fruit-bearing trees...........But no, now it's a pile of shit because everyone is making sales and beating the shit outta people for a Lego set for their bitchy children who keep looking at their presents. Why the hell do we give it too children? They already got their basic needs, It means GIVE not to family give it to the less fortunate you selfish assholes.
Year 1: Here have some free food to celebrate Jesus's birth HURRAH FOR CHRISTMAS!! :D

Year: 2009: get the FUCK OUT OF THE WAY BEEEEYOTCH!!!
by ChristmasIsGay December 12, 2009
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christmas

an excuse of a holiday to exchange gifts instead of remembering the religious aspect as in the birth of jesus
not even exclusively "celebrated" by Christians anymore
#1: Merry Christmas
#2: Aren't u Buddhist?
#1: Who cares I'm getting presents
by DonkeyKong373 December 30, 2010
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Christmas

The season of the year where parents are nagged and nagged for lots of presents until they break down and buy them.
Kid: Oh I can't wait for Christmas this year!
Parent: Yay, my money's gonna fly out the window and we'll end up on the street.
Kid: But won't Santa get my presents for me?
Parent: Yeh, about that...
by octone October 22, 2011
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Christmas Presence

The extra weight you gain over the holiday season.
"He got a lot of Christmas Presence this year!"

"It only took me three weeks to lose my Christmas Presence!"
by KessBlack February 3, 2012
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Christmas Ave

Christmas Ave is the night before Christmas Eve (the Eve of the Eve, December 23). Traditionally siblings exchange gifts on this night.
I wanted to open a Christmas Gift two days before Christmas, so I told my parents it was okay because it was Christmas Ave. They countered with allowing me to open a gift from my brother.
I opened a Christmas Gift two days early this year. Turns out, that's Christmas Ave (December 23rd).
by 0227 December 23, 2013
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Christmas Party

A place where you have an excuse to steal presents from others and indulge yourself with sweets. There is a 25% decrease in getting laid at a Christmas party than a regular party.
Joe: "How'd the Christmas party go?'
KALLEN: "I stole everyone's presents, I ate a shit ton of shit, and I got laid!"
Joe: "How do you get laid at those parties?"
by Venobi December 4, 2014
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