When you have explosive diarrhea. You rush to the toilet barely get your pants down or squat. When all holy hell breaks loose. Like a howitzer packed with Dinty More beefstew. Hitting the bowl, flush valve, tank and wall. With an unholy stench of dripping turkey giblet ass gravy!
After eating at golden coral. Fifteen minutes later I had to hit the 'head' ( naval term for toilet ).
I barley got my pants down. When kabooooom !
I let loose with the Gravy Cannon!
The blast pattern covered the bowl and most of the wall.
ass gravy ass grenade
I barley got my pants down. When kabooooom !
I let loose with the Gravy Cannon!
The blast pattern covered the bowl and most of the wall.
ass gravy ass grenade
by The Prospect September 10, 2013
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Mia:Psst linda why does she have that many kids
Linda: oh she is a baby cannon babies will shoot out of her all the time
Mia:Psst linda why does she have that many kids
Linda: oh she is a baby cannon babies will shoot out of her all the time
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A pice of shit school with horrible teachers that don’t let you use the bathroom and if you do you have to go to the principals office and you get yelled at for sniffleing your nose and coughing
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Get the East Canton High School mug.The act of a male ejaculating onto a females face and then immediately after, popping a confetti cannon in her face. The act is similar to covering someone in tar and then dumping feathers on them
David: Hey man, did you hang out with that girl from tinder last night?
Brandon: yeah! I give her the good ol’ Confetti Cannon!
Brandon: yeah! I give her the good ol’ Confetti Cannon!
by TwiggyBP January 10, 2019
Get the Confetti Cannon mug.Extreme homosexual act originating in Cambuslang, Glasgow whereby one participant (the cannon) grabs his ankles and the other (the coco pop lover) kneels behind him. On the count of three, the cannon forces out the most powerful shart possible while the coco pop lover shouts "SNAP, CRACKLE AND POP". Score is awarded based on how many 'coco pops' make it into the recievers mouth.
Mr McMenemy is hereby charged with the unlawful discharge of a Cambuslang Coco Pop Cannon in the direction of Mr Tiders.
by Al-Kai'eran October 4, 2009
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Get the blood engorged mayonnaise canon mug.nickelodeon, hes 20 what...., i thought he was 12. Preety face.. yea, bony muscles, annoying, sometimes funny.stay in the acting.PLEASE!
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