Canada

Canada is the best country in the world. The only people that don't like it are people who know its too good for them. Ever noticed how just about every country in the world hates America, but NOT Canada? Why is that? Hmmmm....We're not rednecks, hicks, and we don't suck balls!

America Sux, CANADA ROC....By the way, whatever the person after me says IS NOT TRue, he's just pissed off he doesn't live there.

by Proud To Be A Canadian May 3, 2005

Canadian

A person who resides in Canada that has a canadian citeizenship.

Man, the Canadians have some strong ass beer

by Ject August 18, 2006

Canadaigua

meaning "the chosen spot" Canadaigu is a city/town located by the finger lakes.

1.Canadaigua, not a fancy way to say Canada but a peaceful town

2. I live in Canadaigua

by me12345678910111213 October 18, 2008

canadian 8-ball

A Molson and a bowl of pot preferably while watching the Leafs eh.

Bob and Doug shared a Canadian 8-ball while the Leafs won the cup eh!

by MrHricinos December 27, 2013

Canadian Cropduster

During cunnilingus, fingering will pump air into the vagina, allowing air to become trapped and subsequently released into the partners face, queefing onto said partners face.

Hey buddy, last night while making love to my woman, she gave me a Canadian Cropduster, guy.

by TheEarsHaveWalls May 13, 2016

canadian folding chair

The act of running naked backwards through a cucumber patch whilst doing deep knee bends

Hey PJ. Go have a Canadian folding chair, you're such a douche canoe when you haven't been sodomized.

by Darth_bacon August 21, 2018

canadian

I convenient alibi for Americans in France. Everyone knows the French hate Americans.

Waiter: Porc américain stupid Stupid American pig!
American: Non ! Je suis canadien, je jure No! I am Canadian, I swear.
Waiter:: Dans ce cas, je ne cracherai pas en votre nourriture. In that case, I will not spit in your food.

by lokimainst November 26, 2007