Marabone cow fucker

Marabone cow fucker is a fucked up fucker w.h.o. fucks cows

Oh look over there, it's a Marabone cow fucker

by Me : Tracy Grimshaw April 25, 2020

Thick-cow

That person is a thick-cow: a completely normal person

I am a thick-cow

by That cow is chunky221 February 3, 2021

69.Cow_Boy_Pigeon.69

The best tik tokr out there they love pigeons and is also a Hussie simp... Cringe

O MY GOSH 69.cow_boy_pigeon.69 JUST COMMENTED ON MY POST

by Pi$$.pigeon June 12, 2021

Long Cow

The God of our world. He created the universe and everything in it. The finest representation of our god is by a follower named William Henry Davis who created a painting featuring long cow's form after he attained moksha. He has preached everywhere in the world because his godly power allows him to. The four gods under him, namely Shrek, Mr. Muffin, Sans and Polish toilet are the ones who brought on the truth to us humans. Long Cow is often confused with Polish Cow who is in reality, an alternate form of Long Cow. Recently, Long Cow has disappeared and was not known to most of mankind after he found out about Dream's music video called "Mask".

Person A: All Hail Long Cow Sama.
Person B: Amen.

by Euro-kun July 28, 2021

To cow out of a breakdown

To hyperfixate on cows to the point where you rant yourself out of a breakdown

Alternative: To show someone pictures of cows until they feel better

To Cow Out Of A Breakdown: They had to help him cow out of a breakdown last night

by HighlandCows August 4, 2021

Pocket Cow

Is a self defense technique that involves carrying a pocket sized cow in case of attack. When attacked you whip it out and throw it at the assailant. Because no one has a prepared defense for such a random attack it has the effect of stunning an assailant who is left for some time processing "hey, did that guy just throw a cow at me?" This allows you plenty of time to escape as the assailant tries to dislodge the now expanded to full size cow. A variant of the Pocket Cow is the Dancing Pocket Cow which also inflicts steady small damage from the four hooves until the cow is dislodged. Creation credit: RPGIlluminati

Oh no, he has a gun; deploy pocket cow!

Wait, what , did that guy just throw a cow at me?... (followed by spamming the space bar or tapping the screen for some time to get the cow off) Where did he go?

by PapaIlluminati June 24, 2023

Showzit ya cow!

Generally a request for sexual gratification but can also be used as a rebuttal when someone is pissing you off

Last night the Thornwood temptress took her t-shirt and hoodie off and exposed her tits at the window. I was like 'showzit ya cow!'

My boss Ags said 'U better get the work done', i just ignored her and thought 'showzit ya cow!

by Will Young July 2, 2004