ghost of christmas past

a sexual act involving the use of a deceased relatives ashes as lube during the holiday season.

I dipped my dick her mother's urn, then went upstairs and pulled off a ghost of christmas past.

by McDrunk April 4, 2012

The Kachavos Christmas Card

The holiday card sent out only to the most elite and profound individuals by the Kachavi.

Housewife 1: I was surprised to receive a Christmas card from the Kachavi, the card this year is in great taste too.
Housewife 2: Really? I didn't get a card.
Housewife 1: Oh, you didn't make the mailing list?

Housewife 2: It appears not.
Housewife 1: Well you know, only the most prestigious recieve The Kachavos Christmas Card.

by Jerry Seinfeld's Porsche December 17, 2019

Alaskan Christmas Tree

When several (at least 3) males gather in an outward-facing circle, strip down their clothes, and lean down onto their hands and knees with their anuses raised skyward. Baubles can be hung on their peners however this was a modern addition and is not necessary for a true Alaskan Christmas Tree

Cathy: "Oh my god, Andrew told me he and his friends were gonna do an Alaskan Christmas Tree this year"
Anna: "Ohhh damn girl, I didn't know he was a homie-sexual"

by drfermi April 26, 2021

Fresno Christmas Wreath

The multicolored particulate that gets matted in your pubic hair when you fall asleep after unprotected anal sex without showering, thus festooning one’s penis as if it has been bequeathed a Holiday Wreath from California’s Inland Valley.

I plowed that Lot Lizard at the Flying J and woke up to the smell of burnt soup, her Fresno Christmas Wreath around my Dick…

by Heath Oyama bangs horses November 16, 2021

Christmas Party of 2021

A party at the end of the horrible year of 2020 and 2021 to celebrate the ending of the 'Covid Year'. In this party we all enjoy and relish to celebrate the probable decline of COVID-19.

Hey Bro you coming to the Christmas Party of 2021?

by TweetTheOriginal November 23, 2021

Parisian Christmas Tree

An enormously large butt plug, of such proportions as to be near impossible to insert.

That fucktard needs a Parisian Christmas Tree put in her ass.

by Trey Modgod November 4, 2014

golden christmas tree

A mega shit that is both big and long but smooth coming out.

I just shit a golden Christmas tree, I wouldn't recommend going in there for awhile.

by Thefanman April 14, 2016