Canton Crab-walk

A sexual act where one partner is crouched down moving side to side, scuttling like a crab. The other partner, a dude, is about to bust a nut in his partner's face when he feel an explosive bout of diarrhea coming on. Instead of busting his nut, he quickly does a 180 and treats the crab-walker to his hot beef stew.

This is named after the city Canton, in Ohio like the inspiration for so many other acts involving dookie.

I took Tina out for some Chipotle, and afterwards I just had to take her for a Canton Crab-walk.

by Ohio Theorist November 14, 2009

canyon

a person who is one of the more caring chill and lit persons you will ever meet. an amazing listener and advice giver but also doesn't allow someone to do anything stupid. this type of person is hella talented and charming.

Why can't you be a canyon every now and again?

by uncanny_sandy June 22, 2017

i cannot

When you have had enough of a situation. An incomplete phrase however understood by multiple youths

Jamie: Mom I need $ for clothes
Mom: No Jamie, you need a job

Jamie: ugh! Literally mom, I cannot
Mom: Jamie what the hell are you talking about?

by ladybugmafia3456 May 19, 2014

Cannonproof

-to be so awesome and or crazy that one is better than a cannon. Its a ridiculous state of being that everyone wants to be.

-a person with the last name of cannon that is really cool

That crazy kid is cannonproof.

by purpleboots October 6, 2010

Land Cannons

The biggest of the breasts.

"Wow, That chick has some huge land cannons!"

by Blaze Fenix November 9, 2011

Canyon Rim Job

Dick in the throat, balls in the mouth, tongue licking your asshole.

I wouldn't marry anyone that can give a Canyon Rim Job, but damn I want to hook up with one.

by canyonexplorer August 5, 2010

cannophobia

An irrational fear of cannabis that was mostly caused by traumatic memories which could be results of many years of prohibition. As an illegal drug, cannabis was closely related to shady characters selling all range of drugs, who considered "converting" cannabis users to harder drugs (i.e. amphetamine, cocaine) profitable.

This is also the source of "gateway theory", which states that smoking cannabis leads to harder drugs usage.

Someone: Dude, I tried everything! I showed my dad all the infographics, test results, detailed story of cannabis criminalization... How can he be so stubborn?!
Someone Else: Give up, mate, your dad is a total cannophobe. Now pass that joint...
Someone: He's a who?
Someone Else: He has a bad case of cannophobia. Will you pass it or not?

by Max King October 4, 2011