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Thermonuclear death breath 

The unmistakable smell from the mouth of a person with rotting teeth.
Since Jay’s teeth started going south he’s got that thermonuclear death breath!

Baby’s Breath 

What you get when you swallow the semen from a blow job.
She wanted to kiss me after blowing me, but she had baby’s breath so I avoided that like the plague.
Baby’s Breath by Tubafaggot February 21, 2019

trump's breath

Trump's continual spewing of lies that makes one as sick as the odor of a dead hooker's cunt.
Donald Trump's breath is nothing but the worst putrid smell laced with lies to try to sweeten it up. In fact his lips might be those of a dead hookers cunt.
trump's breath by hhillbilly January 24, 2020

Caterpillar Dragon’s Breath 

When a girl is sucking a long hairy penis and her breath smells like hot dick cheese
Jeff: Man have you talked to Shelby today?
Toby: No, why?
Jeff: Dude, she had mad Caterpillar Dragon’s Breath.

birth control breath 

After engaging in fellatio and swallowing the resulting ejaculation of sperm, the person who performed the act's breath smells like this. The act of fellatio has resulted in birth control.
"Hey birth control breath, maybe you should brush your teeth."

Devil's Breath 

When you sit somewhere and you blast a real low resolution fart and you feel how its gas is crawling up your ballsack. It's a warning for you to remember it can be over at any moment.
Dude, why are you so scared?

I just felt the Devil's Breath
Devil's Breath by LaZerUniCorn October 9, 2020