Gaming Boner

An erection received while playing or talking about video games.

I wish we could keep talking about Call of Duty 3. I was just getting a gaming boner.

by Ryan Dutchboy Clark December 11, 2008

Flag

Get the Gaming Boner mug.

phone-boner

1. The figurative erection that one gets when they see a new model of cell-phone that they want. This is usually accompanied feelings of pseudo-sexual arousal.

2. The literal 'bulge' that one gets in ones pants from carrying a cell phone in the front pocket of ones jeans. It was more prevalent 5 to 10 years ago because of the large heavy cell phones of the time.

1. Suzanne: "Oh my god that phone is sooo fucking hot.. I want it so bad!...
Mike: "Oh my fucking god, check out the phone boner on that bitch!"

2: Suzanne " Ok, see you later guys...(puts cell phone in front pocket)"
Mike: "Oh my fucking god, check out the phone-boner on that bitch!"

by squinty-mcgee December 19, 2007

Flag

Get the phone-boner mug.

Related Words

Boper • Bopernatot • cockem bopers • boner • Bobert • boner-killer • bonerable • Boner Kill • boner shrinker • boner-face

bad boner day

A day when your morning wood remains until bedtime. A very persistant erection that hurts and interferes with your ability to have a nice day, often caused by a long night masturbating or having sex. This can also be caused by, but less commonly, shoving a long object through the urethra.

Boss: You seem a bit irritated today - whats wrong?
Worker: Im just kinda having a bad boner day, sir.

by Pooty__Toot April 7, 2008

Flag

Get the bad boner day mug.

Atoner Boner

Erection that occurs in synagogue during the high holidays, due to the fact that the services last 9 hours and that Jewish chicksare indeed hot. The best part about this boner is that you can atone for it as you get it.

During Kol Nidre I saw this girl Sarah from elementary school who I wanted to bone even when I was 8. I got a huge atoner boner.

by LCow January 18, 2009

Flag