The Blonde Paradox

Blonde women come naturally stupid

Y/n: That makes no sense!
Y/n2: she’s experiencing the Blonde paradox

by Evanafex January 31, 2023

Basic blonde hoe

Honestly the worst kind of bitch to ever exist. They are disgusting, overly narcissistic, ignorant, selfish pieces of trash who think it’s a flex to have a body count over 20 at the raw age of 17 and those are considered “rookie numbers” they often have an attitude towards everyone who isn’t their dedicated fuckboys or female “besties” and think walking around wearing light Grey and off-white Jordan 1s while slugging around an extra large iced coffee is there way of showing off to their “opposers” who are really just their ex boyfriends from elementary school who still stalk her instagram page daily just to continuously call her a bitch and other obscenities in front of his laptop screen like she can hear him somehow. These girls are usually ugly asf or mid and think they are the hottest creature in gods creation. They are walking stds. They are walking burst condoms. They are the absolute scum of the female race.

I would date anyone right now, but never one of those basic blonde hoes

I would agree, most men would have to agree maybe not boys but true men only.

by The New York hillbilly February 2, 2023

Yukon blonde

Silver or grey hair, but cooler

Please, that isn't grey hair. It's Yukon blonde. Get it right!

by NMIR March 12, 2023

Dumb Blonde

An insecure rich bitch that thinks she is better than everyone. she is also a very fake friend like regina gorge fake and the bitch is dumb as fuck so stay away.

she is a dumb blonde

by iheartmephis December 23, 2022

Bleach Blonde

A color that strippers, transpeople, and young female adults that are already going through a mid-life crisis dye their hair.

Omg I’m 24, engaged again and have 4 kids with 3 different baby daddies, I should dye my hair bleach blonde.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

the-bloh-effect

A man who, when he enters the room, lightens the room's mood, "bloh"-ing away any sort of awkwardness and making everyone feel comfortable. When it comes to collaboration, he is the first to address any small pre-existing problems, clearing the room of any misunderstandings and makes the meeting run smoothly.

Bro that guy really has the-bloh-effect, I feel right at home at this company.

by thebloheffect August 22, 2023

Canadian Blonde

(Adjective)- combination of Canadian and blonde, in terms of their below average IQ. Combining them together is used to heavily emphasize lack of common sense.

person 1- you are such a blonde, because you cannot understand something so simple
person 2- well, I may be a blonde, but at least I'm not a Canadian
person 3- Be quiet, both of you are Canadian blondes

by Dop3matt3r_ May 22, 2023