Asshole buddy

An aquaintence, such as a coworker, fellow church member, etc. with whom another person maintains a mutually beneficial relationship, all the while not actually liking that person at all.

I'm going to need a few extra pens so I can take some home. I'd better ask my asshole buddy in the supply room to hook me up.

by Petrabid October 2, 2015

off my buddy list

To be completely and utterly erased from a persons mind. Usually after pissing someone off by a)Breaking up with them. b)Telling a lie. c)Raping their first born. or d)Sellimg their kidneys to Mexicans on eBay.

Being told this is like having your balls shoved into a jet engine and listening to Angelina Jolie talk about race relations in southern Australia.

The insult of choice for Colombian militants and Russian Mafioso...

Mr.Lowe:"You did WHAT to Timmy while I was at the movies!?"
Jared:"I greased him up and shoved him through a pipe. Then fucked him."
Mr.Lowe:"OH YOU ARE SO OFF MY BUDDY LIST!"
Jared:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

by Fliggagoo December 28, 2005

little buddy

A slang word for an average sized Indian man. Buddy is slang for Indian, and little refers to an average sized Indian because the average Indian is shorter than the average person.

Hey, Little Buddy, have you been to the Taj Mahal?

by Wilba H Peat March 7, 2008

buddy pounce

Very very irritating habit to instant message people as soon as they log on.

a perfect example would be :
*logs on to msn*
"ZOMGZORRZZZZ teh twitch"

by _TwiTch_ July 1, 2005

cuddle fuck buddy

like a cuddle buddy and a fuck buddy), aka CFB
cuddle fuck buddies are usually ppl you make out with when you're bored or you're really horny, NOT A BOYRIEND/GIRLFRIEND

I need a cuddle fuck buddy, I'm so horny!

by Diabla0Diosa November 26, 2005

buddyman

Origininating in New Westminster,British Columbia, Canada, by the west side pimps, Buddyman is a fused version of the words buddy or man, to make a super cool chill slang word, that is used to obtain a buddy's or a man's or a buddyman's attention, depending on your level of friendship with this alleged "buddyman"

Ex:1)
Tooldallah:Did you fuck my mom?
Ben: Buddyman..like fucken...uhhh, hella
Tooldallah: BUDDYMAN!!! like what the fucken..... uhhhhhh hell were you thinking

2)Alyssa: Buddyman i got hella cleppage
Conner: Buddyman, after i'm done making this meatloaf sandwhich i'll open your meat curtians..fucken..tasty

by like fucken..... uhhhhhh..... Buddyman June 11, 2006

study buddy

invented by an art student at UGA, the Study Buddy is a drink consisting of a shot of vodka (the cheaper the better: Taaka is always a winner) mixed with a crushed up Adderall (5mg IR is plenty) and chased with Coke Zero. The drink is a perfect "fuck you" to non-art majors whose intoxication might impede their grades because everyone knows art majors make great drunk artwork, especially around the sleepless times of finals week.

Hey, let me make you a Study Buddy! It's cool, I'm an art major.

by madmadmadmadmad June 9, 2011