Ruby: OMG look its 5:13, Its my Ruby Birthday
Frank: Your birthday is on 5/13 I never new that
Ruby: You my boyfriend you should know this, I'm breaking up with you
Frank: Your birthday is on 5/13 I never new that
Ruby: You my boyfriend you should know this, I'm breaking up with you
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(This concept was originated in Colorado and debuted in Chicago)
As you are performing coitus in the doggie position on your lover's birthday (or anytime really) - Step 1. Light a candle and stick it into a cupcake -- Have at ready! Step 2. Slowly and gently bring the cupcake forward towards your partner's view. Step 3. Sweetly whisper 'Happy birthday' in your partner's ear. Step 4. (now this is the tricky part and takes precision timing) As you conclude your birthday whisper, swiftly remove your penis from your partner's vagina and abruptly insert it into the anus and provide one muscular thrust inward (trap ALL that air!). CRITICAL STEP!! - Once she rears back in shock from the surprise birthday entry, strategically position the cupcake WITH lit candle directly in-line of the beehole while simultaneously plungering your schwantz out with great torque, friction, and quickness for the best airy effect (chef's kiss). If done correctly and the timing is just right, this will extinguish the candle's flame all in one assertive, swiveling exit.
Now to Step 5 - At this point, your birthday girl may have thought the surprise was over -- but oh no. Step 5. After the candle has been properly extinguished, bring the cupcake back to your lover's view to make a wish! Step 6. As the wish is being verbally shared, begin to sensually smear the cupcake all over her face while singing 'Happy birthday to you....happy birthday to youuuuu...' ---- She'll never forget it! :)
As you are performing coitus in the doggie position on your lover's birthday (or anytime really) - Step 1. Light a candle and stick it into a cupcake -- Have at ready! Step 2. Slowly and gently bring the cupcake forward towards your partner's view. Step 3. Sweetly whisper 'Happy birthday' in your partner's ear. Step 4. (now this is the tricky part and takes precision timing) As you conclude your birthday whisper, swiftly remove your penis from your partner's vagina and abruptly insert it into the anus and provide one muscular thrust inward (trap ALL that air!). CRITICAL STEP!! - Once she rears back in shock from the surprise birthday entry, strategically position the cupcake WITH lit candle directly in-line of the beehole while simultaneously plungering your schwantz out with great torque, friction, and quickness for the best airy effect (chef's kiss). If done correctly and the timing is just right, this will extinguish the candle's flame all in one assertive, swiveling exit.
Now to Step 5 - At this point, your birthday girl may have thought the surprise was over -- but oh no. Step 5. After the candle has been properly extinguished, bring the cupcake back to your lover's view to make a wish! Step 6. As the wish is being verbally shared, begin to sensually smear the cupcake all over her face while singing 'Happy birthday to you....happy birthday to youuuuu...' ---- She'll never forget it! :)
My special lady, Betty, got the quiverjibbles after I laid a perfect Colorado Birthday surprise on her!
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Get the Colorado Birthday mug.The most boring birthday ever. 15 is a pointless age to be because there’s not really much you can do at this age. You’re still not old enough to drive or get a job and it’s like being 14 all over again. You don’t have the same opportunities that 16 year olds do, so if you’re turning 15, I feel bad for you.
14 year old: “Bro, my 15th birthday is coming up. I’m so hyped rn”
16 year old: “You still can’t drive or get a job, so your birthday is kinda pointless”
16 year old: “You still can’t drive or get a job, so your birthday is kinda pointless”
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Get the 15th birthday mug.The act of having a woman lay on her back, while your pelvic region is positioned over her mouth. While she is performing oral sex on you. Force penis down her throat untill gagging, pull out to let her breathe, as she gasps for air,release a fart. She will immedietly inhale the gas you released. Sit back on her chest as she vomits on your penis (hence blowing out the candle)
Timmy gave Betty sue some very rough oral sex and farted in her face which made her blow the candle out at the end (vomit on his penis) he performed the Norwegian birthday cake.
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It marks a rare moment when time “echoes” your birth, often symbolizing reflection, completion, and the beauty of aging with clarity and depth—much like a sapphire, which represents wisdom, truth, and enduring strength.
It marks a rare moment when time “echoes” your birth, often symbolizing reflection, completion, and the beauty of aging with clarity and depth—much like a sapphire, which represents wisdom, truth, and enduring strength.
For example, someone born on February 26 celebrates their Sapphire Birthday on February 26, 2026—the only time their day and month align exactly with the year itself.
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