storm in the balls

Gonorrhea or STD of similar symptoms

I should have never had sex with that hooker and now I have Storm in the balls.

by xxxxxRCxxxxx November 20, 2007

Musical Blue-balls

Crapping out at the peak of a musical phrase.

Cut...Which ass hole took a breath at the end of the crescendo? Thanks for the musical Blue-balls!

by the even better half May 18, 2010

Jocking on my balls

The act of annoying me to such an extreme extent that I feel as if you are the painfully tight jockstrap constricting my genital region.

Dude, have you heard Kanye's new album? It's fuckin' legit. Its like he was tryna be 50 Cent and succeeded. Ballin!

Kanye? Legit? Tryna? 50 cent? Ballin? God dammit man, stop jocking on my balls.

by MartinLutherQueen March 27, 2011

Box of curve balls

Something you ask a new new guy on your baseball/softball team to get to make them look foolish. See headlight fluid

Hey new guy, the coach wants you to go check with the other team to see if they brought a box of curve balls.

by ChuckBS July 1, 2011

Restaurant Blue Balls

When you get an overwhelming sensation from seeing your waitress come by your table with food that you think is yours, but it turns out to be another customers leaving you unsatisfied

"Oh fuck bro I thought that Cobb salad was coming my way I got so excited just to be left disappointed "

"Well shit man, you just got restaurant blue balls"

by Dcoops1313 July 20, 2017

Bognor Regis balls deep

An act of penetration that is so deep, your balls also go inside. Pioneered in Bognor Regis, UK.

Danny Chips: "Man, did you hear about Chloe? Greek proper smashed her Bognor Regis balls deep-style!"

by MonkeyMonkey1234 July 21, 2017

living room balls

From the movie "Mr. Saturday Night" (1992). A person having the courage to perform only in his or her living room to an audience of family and friends, as opposed to performing onstage in front of strangers.

You only have living room balls--no way are you ready for the big time.

by anonymous July 23, 2017