Alaskan slushy

When you're in a snowy region so you decide to pack your girl full of snow while she's on her period and eat out the red slush that comes out

Reagen: Golly Shane that alaskan slushy you have me last week really made my vag sore

Shane: yeah I hope you don't get pussy frostbite.

by Kim Moroney May 15, 2018

Alaska

A word often used by dyslexic people when addressing Amazon's Alexa.

Person 1: This is so sad, Alaska play despacito.
Person 2: What the fuck.

by Yeetus Deletus August 31, 2018

Alaskan pipeline

When you shit in a condom freeze it and use it as a dildo for your girlfriend

Yo Nick did Ryan use that Alaskan pipeline on you yet

by Morgan Leonard December 11, 2019

Alaskan Poop Ceremony

The act of shitting into a balloon then proceeding to shove it up your (Male) partners asshole. Next, you must pull a shard of glass out of your crackhead uncle’s ass and put it up your partner, popping the balloon and basically, inserting poop into them.

1. Dude I’m so horny I might have to do the Alaskan Poop Ceremony with Jeff.

2. Guy 1: why is there poop coming out of your ass
Guy 2: I just did the Alaskan Poop Ceremony with my dad!!!!

by Poop Gobbler February 14, 2021

get alased

To receive laser hair removal treatments or services

I'm going to get alased under my arms. I just got my legs alased. I'm getting my bikini area alased.

by KCastaneda October 20, 2006

Native Alaskan Dutch Oven Syndrome

The unnatural addiction to finding native alaskans who will go to dinner, ordering the most flatulent foods possible, and getting them to have sex with you. In the morning you surprise them with a serious dutch oven.

Chris just left for rehab because of his Native Alaskan Dutch Oven Syndrome

by Mr. Tentaclerotica July 18, 2011

blue alaskan

To twist your balls in a circle then dip them in snow

“Dude I’m so fucking sore, my girlfriend blue alaskaned me last night”

by iHaveSeriousProblems May 23, 2018