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Technicality Asshole (a.k.a., T.A.)

A person who spews esoteric and inane factoids (a la Cliff Claven) during a spirited game of Trivial Pursuit or the like. A behavior exhibited much to the dismay of the rest of the players who all suffer from short attention span.
Erik, you are being a T.A. It is possible that Eli Whitney who invented the cotton gin didn't drink gin.
by Bubba January 8, 2004
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asshole

Where many people like to stick it in a girl.
by WaSSuP November 17, 2003
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fuck me in the asshole bitches

why the fuck are you looking this up. are you gay or something, are you straight in the head, or are you just fucking stupid. get off this damn sight and go jerk off somewhere else for god sakes watch some asian porn or something
dude i was on urban dictionary when i found "fuck me in the asshole bitches" i went on asianporn.com, got a boner,started jacking off,then i went to my mums room and cummed in her face it felt so amazing.
by that shit head March 14, 2009
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asshole

Is the more extreme definition of jerk, which is just a polite way of calling someone an asshole. If you actually have to use the word asshole to describe someone, instead of jerk, then that person is, by definition, pond scum.
1. Josh is such a jerk. He uses girls as plays things. When he finishes he tosses them away like day old garbage.

2. Edward is such an asshole. He manipulates girls by posing as a nice guy to win them over. When he has them where he wants them he turns off the school boy charm and turns on his true asshole nature, treating girls like they're just another notch on the ol' bed post!
by pinkyharpo May 7, 2009
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Asshole Merge

n.The half lane placed randomly,usually after a stoplight and usually in New Jersey,which challenges the asshole potential of people who will attempt to use it to race in front of everyone else before the lane ends instead of just 'falling in line'.
I'm daring and think I have a pretty fast car,let me try and squeeze in front of these other vehicles. Asshole merge.
by JoeNJ2 August 24, 2010
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asshole status

1. the wearing of an article of clothing or jewelry that screams how much of an asshole its wearer is

2. an action (pose, dance move, etc.) done by someone that instantly labels them as an asshole
Dan: "Did you see what Noah was wearing the other day?"
Sam: "Yeah, Sperry's AND Oakley's... total asshole status."

Whitney: "Riley's pose in that pic is asshole status fersure."
by TWKonarik August 7, 2011
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Asshole

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by Disenchanted April 14, 2021
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