An affectionate and debatably romantic name for your husband of many years when you are hoping to initiate sex.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020
Get the Old Goat Nutsmug. Performing a sexual act with a Mag Lite Normal in the Anus, sometimes in the vagina. The light side should be on the outside so the light can be flashed around the room.
Jermahl: hey Ryan it is dark in here, have you seen my maglite?
Ryan: hold on let me pull my pants down and I will break out with the "Old Brooklyn Lantern"
Ryan: hold on let me pull my pants down and I will break out with the "Old Brooklyn Lantern"
by lds70 May 13, 2013
Get the old brooklyn lanternmug. by Minecraft is good July 24, 2019
Get the Good old daysmug. A legendary creature who's swan dive is magestic and his mating call is the snap of his fingers, attracting worthy females from across the lands.
This man sprinted the summit of mount Fuji with both his ankles snared in Bear traps,
but before that,
He wheelied his motor cycle for 10,000 consecutive kilometers on his way to mount Fuji,
but before that,
He ripped off the metal siding on his house the night before and used it to forge the motorcycle with his bare hands...while he was asleep.
This man sprinted the summit of mount Fuji with both his ankles snared in Bear traps,
but before that,
He wheelied his motor cycle for 10,000 consecutive kilometers on his way to mount Fuji,
but before that,
He ripped off the metal siding on his house the night before and used it to forge the motorcycle with his bare hands...while he was asleep.
Dude! Old Spice Guy's voice is like liquid manliness flowing
through my eardrums.
Person: Sir, the Old Spice Guy is calling from his Jet pilot submarine station...inside a whale.
Chuck Norris: I'm scared.
through my eardrums.
Person: Sir, the Old Spice Guy is calling from his Jet pilot submarine station...inside a whale.
Chuck Norris: I'm scared.
by Simsimsalabim July 22, 2010
Get the Old Spice Guymug. by Scrumplex July 31, 2018
Get the 9 year oldmug. by Chuck's Feeduck And Seeduck October 25, 2020
Get the Old simpson placemug. A description of your life in old age once you have experienced a major medical event and everyone everywhere treats you as though you are fragile and on the edge of death.
My husband informed me last night as I hovered over him over something absurd that he could go just a little longer until he had to live totally inside “Old Fart Life” for the rest of his days, so I’ve decided to force myself to let up as much as I possibly can!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020
Get the Old Fart Lifemug.