my arse is trophy

My bottom feels like it’s been used for gratification in a prison competition. I feel like I’ve been gay raped. My arse hurts, but it feels unexpectedly rewarding. Australian slang.

My arse is trophy: I made the Kokoda day one stage-point. My arse feels like trophy (but I did better than that wanker).

by Majomka February 17, 2020

arses

an asshole that sucks dick and eats ass

his name is arses and he sucks ding dong

by anonymous December 13, 2021

blasted arse shard

A fragment of human shit that is fired out of the anus after a large, explosive fart.

Mark's anus roared! Dave quickly ducked as a blasted arse shard flew over his head.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019

arse pharmacist

some one that cures arse pains after anal sex

tom had anal sex so he got his arse pharmacist to lick it better

by that guy that defies shit June 19, 2011

pie arse

Someone with a fat arse, likely the result of poor dietary choices such as eating a shit Tonne of pies!

Look at that baldy PIE ARSE over there!

by SH4779 December 6, 2017

wallet arse

The painful condition suffered by anyone who keeps their wallet in their back pocket while sitting down for long periods, such as when driving long distances. Serious cases of the condition develop during highway driving and/or when the sufferer is wearing skinny jeans.

Joel's wallet arse was so bad you could still see the manufacturer's brand imprinted on his right butt cheek a week after he got back.

by joelster7455 December 1, 2015

arse mint

Someone who is a suck up

Oh your such an arse mint (when someones obviously trying to suck up to someone)

by Angel Face August 5, 2012