hypocritical arse

A Person who is being disliked by a group of People.

You are such a hypocritical arse I can´t stand you Kevin.

by Rosywiththehosy March 20, 2018

Stunt arse

A northern man who take the place of a non-homosexual person in a gay porn film!

Actors: oh yeah, oh john your a big boy I want to feel you inside my arse!
Director: AAAND CUT! Bring in the stunt arse!
Northern stunt arse: Oh I do hope I have enough lube for today’s shoot I was taking cock all last night as seemed to hardly have any left!
Actors: Time to pound that arse!
Northern stunt arse: Oh yeah, you know how I like it!

by Dave Wild October 11, 2008

pissed up the arse

To be so drunk that not even your sister would sleep with you

Brother: Hey sis wanna go round back and take it in the crack?
Sister: Brother you are so pissed up the arse no way

by DigBickHarry September 4, 2016

arse mint

Someone who is a suck up

Oh your such an arse mint (when someones obviously trying to suck up to someone)

by Angel Face August 5, 2012

Donky arse

Donky arse i often used to say that someone has flat or misshaped ass

Guy 1: WoW that girl has a donky arse

Guy 2: oh shit you're right

by Donaldobama is my dad October 7, 2019

arse over teakettle

To fall in an awkward manner, head over heels.

I fell arse over teakettle down the stairs.

by laddybuck May 18, 2016

brickies arse

To have ones arse on show cause their trousers are to big or to small.

Donald has a brickies arse

by WeeKnowItAll August 1, 2016