Long Johnny

Slang term for my big dick

Damn, did you see that guys (my) long johnny? I wish he'd let me suck it and ride it all night long

by Mattlarrystitt April 9, 2017

Pulling a Johnny

The act of Pulling a Johnny is to play something safe.

"There are a dozen guards there. Which is why we're playing this safe instead of pulling a johnny."

by Helenestro April 13, 2017

Johnnys and Fannys

A man or a woman who, based on their talent(s), becomes a success; especially in the movie or music industry.

Those Johnnys and Fannys are shooting stars and will make it to the big time at last.

It's all well and good that the TV/film and music industry desires more diversity however it is also for the best not to overlook all of the struggling johnnys and fannys.

-MisterSmithIt

by MisterSmithIt May 24, 2017

johnny log

this is the shit that comes out of someone's ass while a john glenn is happening, or because of a john glenn

"dude i feel a johnny log coming out!"
"aw hell yeah lemme get some of that aw yeah man aw yeah"

by johnglenn69 June 26, 2017

Oh jeez oh johnny!

Oh jeez oh johnny is said when your in a bad situation (being chased or getting shot at. ex).

Best way of saying it: H JEEEEEEEEEEEZ OH JOHNNNY OH JEEEEEEZ OH JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm being chased! Oh jeez oh johnny!

by Lt Ender June 24, 2017

johnny eyes

Johnny eyes is when your eyes open really large when you are scared

Nick had Johnny eyes when dad confronted him about selling his truck.

by Papaspizza June 24, 2017

Bad Johnny

Bad Johnny is used as a cleaner replacement for "badass"

"Whoa dude! That was Bad Johnny!"

"Dude that new action movie looks so Bad Johnny"

by TheCrimsonFire June 26, 2017