chinese milk mat

A sony camera bag + alpura milk milk + yoga mat

My mothers anal cushion chinese milk mat?

by stevensexattack June 5, 2008

Chinese egg drop

When your girl is pulling her eyes sideways like a chinese person, a male puts one of his testicles in her mouth while slapping her in the face with his penis.

dude that asian girl i picked up yesterday totaly orderd a chinese egg drop.

by captain cash November 28, 2009

chinese man whore

A boy who has the most personal ads in all of china's newspaper, usually sits by his phone praying and wishing on 11:11 that some small dick sexy voice chinese boy will phone.

"ring"

Hello (in a desperate voice)
Hiya you have chicken ball?
what? (disapointed voice)
Chicken have no ball.
click.

by cousin love April 6, 2003

AP Chinese Club

Another term for math club used because Math clubs often consist primarily of people of Asian descent. This is most likely because the average Asian IQ is 120, while the average Caucasian IQ is 100.

Joe: What clubs are you in this year?
Bob: AP Chinese Club.
Joe: Wow, You must be really good at math.

by A Wonderful Person December 6, 2006

Chinese Finger Trap

This occurs when you're having anal sex with someone and they are suddenly startled. They tighten up and part of their anal tract comes outside into the world on your cock like a sock puppet.

The harder you pull the harder it is to get out of the chinese finger trap

by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009

fifth period chinese

When four or five guys team up on a single girl and sexually harass her until she begins to secretly cut the back of their scrotums until their testicles dangle out of the back of their pants

Hey, you wanna do me on a chinese bed
Not until fifth period chinese

by foooswagga February 9, 2010

Chinese Cock-Trap

A Chinese Cock-Trap is when two males get so intoxicated (the only way this would be fathom able) and decide to play this game. One male inserts half of a Q-Tip in his erected penis then the other male shoves the other half in his erect penis. Then in one motion both males thrust backwards: the male with the Q-Tip remaining in their penis is the declared winner.

Dude, Crist and Matt got into an argument the other night while they were drinking. So they played Chinese Cock-Trap and Matt totally pwned Crist.

by Dawned Upon December 20, 2010