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to fail grade 11

Jerking off, to masturbate, to discover one's clitoris
I need to fail grade 11 before I head out
I miss failing grade 11 with my barber
by Tomfoolery_ December 11, 2021
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bulletstopper or 11 bulletstopper

GI jargon to describe "infantry" military occupational specialty (mos). Infantry was/is 11B10.....after a while, combatants when asked their "mos" would often reply with
"Bulletstopper, 11Bulletstopper, or sometimes 11 Bang Bang."
When queried about 'mos' many weary infantrymen replied with Bulletstopper or 11 Bulletstopper.
by pikkil47 February 10, 2010
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9/11/01

1. Terrrible day when our towers fell down. I would fuckin kill osama if I saw him.

2. The date when Jay-Z's album The Blueprint released, making the day 5% better.
1. I wanna beat the shit out of osama bin laden with a golf club and piss on his face while hes bleeding to death, then I would throw him in an ocean so the sharks can eat him.

2. Jay-Z made 9/11/01 a little bit better.
by 9/11 sukd chewed and swallowed September 7, 2009
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Fahrenheit 9/11

A purported "documentary" which presents a one sided view with MANY inaccuracies and out and out lies. It is so riddled with half truths and lies, it should be called a "mockumentary."
"Fahrenheit 9/11"is a propagandist mockumentary that tries to pass itself off as truth.
by Quinn November 2, 2004
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11:59 Challenge

At 11:59pm in October 31st you start jerking off and try to finish before midnight.

If unsuccessful then you already failed No Nut November so you can just jerk off the entire month but if successful you can say you were the last person to jerk off and you got to have a moment of pleasure before 1 month without it
Chad: “Bro next year I’m totally gonna try the 11:59 challenge
Chad Brad Bradley: “Yeah I did it this year and it was the best decision I made”
by Mooshrooms November 1, 2019
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Fahrenheit 9/11

A movie made by Michael Moore in order to prove how Bush is a horrible president in regards to 9/11 and the War in Iraq. It may seem very true, until you pick up a copy of Fahrenhype 9/11, which proves Michael Moore miserably wrong. I suggest you do not buy into to Michael Moore's film until you see Fahrenhype 9/11.
Michael Moore: There is no terrorist threat.
Me: I can think of 3000 reasons why you're wrong.
by Shortyafter November 12, 2004
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fahrenheit 9/11

the inexorably brilliant,cut-and-paste,turd-snarfing work of propaganda/fiction by the immensely fat man of the same description
Michael Moore was a member of the Manson Family.This is fact!I know --because it's all in my new DOCUMENTARY!
by Dr. Mentary September 10, 2004
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