by dgbrown July 31, 2009
Get the zooguarillo mug.•The release of built up seamen being sucked out so good that instant unconsciousness occurs.
•When eyes are opened double vision occurs for a concerning amount of time.
•The overamp that occurs After hitting the Zong Bong converted to a Quag
•When eyes are opened double vision occurs for a concerning amount of time.
•The overamp that occurs After hitting the Zong Bong converted to a Quag
"Bree sucked Eddie's dick so good that when he Zonged he was worried he might go blind"
"Nothing got done today because we both hit the Zong and Zonged!"
"Nothing got done today because we both hit the Zong and Zonged!"
by Breeze.Way December 13, 2016
Get the Zonged mug.so fucked up that you can barely walk and talk. all you can think about is how fucked up you are. you are more than just zooted, more than high or drunk, you are zooted outta your socks
by Your #1 vaper February 5, 2019
Get the zooted outta my socks mug.Zoomergency: That moment in time, usually approximately five minutes before your meeting, that you realize you have a Zoom meeting and you're still in your pajamas and have bed head.
YIKES, Zoomergency!! I have a Zoom meeting with my boss, Miriam, in five minutes and my hair is a mess.
What's wrong with Mariam, she just ran out of here like a maniac. She was salty. It must be a Zoomergency, did you see her hair?
I just got back from a Zoomergency. I forgot all about my 9am meeting with Smexy.
What's wrong with Mariam, she just ran out of here like a maniac. She was salty. It must be a Zoomergency, did you see her hair?
I just got back from a Zoomergency. I forgot all about my 9am meeting with Smexy.
by Del Ritchie October 29, 2020
Get the Zoomergency mug.A zoomer that has gone so far back in technological time that they have the identical technological prowess as the generation they are usually wasting their time trying to make fun of.
"Joe is a complete idiot, he just asked me how to install firefox on his laptop."
"Yeah, he's a zoomer boomer, he takes pictures of his monitor with his phone and sends them to me in an email when he could just take a screenshot and message it to me."
"Yeah, he's a zoomer boomer, he takes pictures of his monitor with his phone and sends them to me in an email when he could just take a screenshot and message it to me."
by trollerroller February 4, 2022
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by randomorwhat August 26, 2007
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