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Zoinked

when you're so fucked up out of your mind you think your teacher is your step mom and you fuck them. but in reality they were your sister and now you're running from the law because you fucked your sister. but you ran to fucking Alabama where its legal to fuck your sister so the law can't apprehend you. now you're living in alabama where you wrestle alligators for a living. yeah, this life, all because you wanted to get zoinked.
Bro, how zoinked are you?

Bro, i fucked my mom, im so zoinked.
by WHYARES November 24, 2020
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Zoinked

The act of being fundamentally high, that you teleport into the nether and ride the nether dragon or whatever and just green the fuck out. P.S i'm fucking zoinked rn.
"Dude, I am so zoinked right now, I'm in the fucking nether."
by PAPA FRITO November 24, 2020
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Zoinks

An alternative to “wow” or “cool
Zoinks! Mark got an A+ on his test!
by GaySpaceDemon February 28, 2021
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ZOINKS

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by KAZOOSARENOTEDIBLE April 21, 2021
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Zoinked

Super ultra mega hippy high
Person 1: I'm so zoinked rn, dude...
Person 2: Me too, dawg!!
by CharvelStar April 18, 2023
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zoinks!

by pfarand July 6, 2023
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Zoinked off the Clopper

To be so unequivocally high that you cannot communicate with people in this plane of existence
Person 1: How high are you right now dude?
Person 2: I am absolutely zoinked off the clopper man.
by scout52 August 25, 2023
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