Zebon

Being very cool even though you are not trying to be cool. Can be used to negate coolness in the form of unzebon.

The old man driving the toaster-oven-powered bicycle was very zebon.
Any band that has ever been on MTV is unzebon.

by muffinman February 9, 2005

zylon

a male person ussually a tool shed

zylon why are you a too?
umm i fell like being scene

by jondfdfgfg October 3, 2007

Mao Zedong

When a Chinese girl leaves you during foreplay. She will take all the good food before she leaves and will not return any of it. A full Mao Zedong is when she comes back to finish the job.

"Dude, she's such a bitch."

"Why?"

"Dude, she went full Mao Zedong on my ass and dumped me."

by Gutlesstexas May 24, 2018

zylone

the h0h0 buddy master!

h0h0 buddy@#%@#%@#%

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

Zevonism

Zevonism is the act and art of viewing life as Warren Zevon's songs narrated it. Gritty, dark, not always pleasant or happy, but very real.
Viewing the world with the same sardonic and cynical views, as if one finds life a bad joke but still smiles in spite of it.

"As a practicing follower of Zevonism, I view life as a horribly ironic joke, where-as death will be the punch line."

by Black97 November 5, 2009

Zeldon

Normally pretty shy until he turns out to be a really gross and immature guy that says "that's what she said"at every opportunity he gets and can't have an argument without laughing or making faces behind your back. Normally surrounded by a group of friends with a similar sense of humor. He's annoying and petty at times but can actually have a good time if you give him a chance.

Zeldon is really annoying sometimes!

by stratebich June 10, 2018

ZERONAUT

A person who is either empty headed; or always seemingly in some other planet and space.

This guy is really brilliant but most of the time he is a straight up ZERONAUT. Some people think he’s empty minded... he’s more than different. Alien is more like it!

by Major Thomas Randle November 30, 2018