Zamboning

Avoiding doing any actual work while at work. Generally what the person does instead of work is take naps, waking only to smoke cigarettes.

John: Hey Ray, are you and your partner going to get that job done?
Ray: I don't know, he says we should wait for a new lineup.
John: He's just zamboning you.

by The double eagle May 23, 2013

Zamboning

When a man rubs his penis on a woman's clitoris without entering the vagina. Thus giving the vagina a glossy shine from stimulation similar to that of an ice-rink after being driven over by a zamboni.

-"Hey gurl I wanna launch my puck in the back of "dis" net, but we "gotta" get down to zamboning first."

by jolomonomo1 March 12, 2014

zams

Word used to say "thats crazy" or "rad". Usually Aussies use this word but it is catching on in other countries. If you wanna look like a sick cunt infront of your pals, this is a great word to use.

oi mate thats fucking zams

by damnhefit November 20, 2019

Detroit Zamboni

After performing a bowel movement, the male character proceeds to drag the remains of the fecal matter along the backside of the female , much to her dismay.

after releasing an ungodly amount of fecal matter on his girlfriend, joe realized it was now time to clean it up with the detroit zamboni

by steve & mike & andrew & leo September 27, 2007

zimbabwe zamboni

The sexual act of dragging your nutsack across a persons face, just like a zamboni does to the ice.

“I totally gave Tracy a Zimbabwe Zamboni last night! My nuts made her face so smooth!”

by Dixie Chicks on Dicks June 13, 2018

Zamboner

The dude that drives that Zamboni at a hockey rink to smooth out the ice for the players.

hey, that guy really knows how to drive that zamboni, he must be a Pro Zamboner!

by Robert Derkach October 19, 2008

zamboni

When you apply icy/hot to ones erect cock whilst banging the shit out of a fine young lass from behind then ramming her with the said icy/hot coated cock and racing to get off before the pain becomes extreme.

Last night I had to hook the chick from the club, cause she was trying to pull out the zamboni.

by codename firecock December 15, 2011