Ring your own Doorbell

masturbate; pleasure oneself.

Guy: Do you ever, uh, ring your own doorbell?

Girl: No, why would I...

Guy: It's quite nice, you should try it sometime.

by submarinesoup January 13, 2011

smash your own chocolate

fucking yourself - feminine

I'm out drinking with the boys, go smash your own chocolate

by gibletto de conco October 31, 2010

Checking your own oil

When a man is able to fold his penis back and stick it in to his own anus.

Have you ever heard of checking your own oil? I'm sure Ron Jeremy has done it quite a few times.

by ThisSecretNinja April 15, 2010

Bring Your Own Fun

It means BYOB but fun is substituted for booze. This is done because alcohol often starts the fun. The lone Sober person at a party does not usually have any fun.
Fun is also substituted as a code word so that minors don't have to worry about adults figuring out what is going to go on at a party.
The fact that it sounds nerdy and innocent makes it ironic.

Bring your own fun to the party saturday.
Should have brought some fun.

by Louis Richards January 2, 2008

Do your own time

Do not form bonds with your fellow convicts while in prison.

"My lawyer fucked me," he said.

"Hmmm," I said. You do your own time in prison if you want to get out while your dick still works without viagra.

by Nathaniel Hawthorne December 26, 2003

Roll Your Own Tampon

an act of butch bull dykes to not use store bought brands of tampons but to rool their own. common practise among hippies and tree huggers .

cotton and two zigzags bitch thats all u need ! Roll Your Own Tampon

by T@UT$ February 16, 2010

scratch your own balls

To be conceited or promote yourself to an annoying extent or to bring up something you did great over and over again

Carl: if it wasn't for me Rezing the team we would Lost by now

:Joe:way too scratch your own balls twat

:Dante people say I'm breathtaking and they're not wrong

:dan Way to scratch your own balls

by Wilyboi February 13, 2017