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you broke it, you bought it

When you break something in a store, then they make you pay for it.
I got a bill from the store after I accidentally drove through the front door! The letter said you broke it, you bought it.
by yes juanito yes November 25, 2016
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if you read this you are dumb

haha your are now dumb
man: hey look at this sentence
other man: ok god dammit it now I am dumb bc I read it
man: you are now dumb bc it says if you read this you are dumb
by Mattias the real one October 7, 2021
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you are what you eat

A great comeback to use when someone calls you a pussy.
Guy 1: "You won't jack that car?! You're a pussy."

Guy 2: "Well, you are what you eat."
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you poke it you own it

A reference to a Budweiser commercial where an overloaded table server sticks a free finger in a bottle of Budweiser in order to serve one more item.

Its now some type of "Man Law"
Bob: Hey Bryan, are you gonna eat that ::sticks his finger in Bryan's food::

Bryan: You poke it you own it.
by mistahtom May 23, 2006
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So you think you can rape?

A TV show in which convicted rapists are entered into a Big Brother style house. The ultimate goal of the show is to find the best rapist of those interred. They would have weekly competitions such as Most Violent Rapist, Quickest Rapist, Most Loving Rapist, highest amount of 'I'm sorry's' post coitus etc. the winner would be the publics most favoured Rapist. The prize being facial reconstruction and a new identity.
Matty J: Hey Deano, who's your favourite on this awesome show 'So you think you can Rape?'

Deano: Well I was gunning for Fritzl but the new guy Castro has swung it for me!

Matty J: Gaylord!
by BruffandConlon June 12, 2013
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you drink it you buy it

when a person says i got you a drink or shots but soon as you drink the drink the person who got them dont pay.
jake got everyone a round of shots. but then refuse to pay due to if you drink it you buy it
by cheapboys January 27, 2017
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