yoandi

out going man, love to make different kinds of food and eat different foods.
hilarious jokes. self dependent.

great hair

yoandi your hair looks great

by dummies March 29, 2018

YOGAR

An entity head and shoulders above the rest. His mere presence is overwhelming to the feeble human soul and mind. His undying loyalty to feed you kills towards your nuclear in Black Cops 4 is incomprehensible. The gastronomic experience of engulfing and encapsulating Yogar over and over again leaves the humanoid absolutely fulfilled and with the answer to all of life's questions.

Aragon: How did you get that nuke?
Hella Relevant: YOGAR FED ME.

by AlbertoNorbertoOneTheSupreme January 26, 2019

Yogatorium

A place where Lululemon clad, somewhat wealthy women meet to gossip, stretch, listen to calming music, and ultimately pass gas at one another. Sometimes heat is added, but that’ll cost extra.

Kammy was delayed arriving to her mani/pedi because the Yogatorium started her Tantric Escapes class later than usual.

by Captain of Industry October 1, 2021

toilet yoga

The contortions that one performs to get a turd out.

Mary-Jane: Dude, I just dropped the biggest log! Peter: I'll bet you had to do some grandmaster-level toilet yoga to get that monster out of your bunghole!

by Phoetus January 20, 2008

Tongue Yoga

The ability to make your Gene Simmons-like tongue contortion along the bottom of a Pillsbury icing container to scoop out every bit of sweet goodness.

Michael got his face covered in frosting while doing tongue yoga on Ashley.

"Damn, did you see that dude tongue yoga her pudding cup?"

Ashley squealed with delight when Michael told her he needed to practice downward dog in tongue yoga tonight.

by TongueYogaDoc November 14, 2010

Yoana

The most amazing girl ever. She will always support you and love you even if you dumb her. You can insult Yoana as much as you want but she will forgive you and will be the cute mochi who still adores you. She is so fucking clever and pretty. She always understands your situations and helps you. She's such a supportive friend and girlfriend. DON'T PLAY WITH HER FEELINGS if you don't want her friends to kill you.

Dude 1: Yo, how's your girlfriend doing?
Dude 2: She's such a Yoana bro. She's very climgy but i love her.

by jzjwi_ddsnsx January 14, 2021

yoan

good looking, attractive girls/woman. origininating from jock hornby

'omg check that bit of yoan'
'omg you got yoaned'
'safe bit of yoanage'
'check that yoan-a-cycle out'
'i made that yoan moan'

by james prattent June 11, 2007