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Weather wuss

A lukewarm dickhead who pathetically and totally illogically cancels his holiday due to rain at home. The prime example of this ridiculous class of individual is Fishy Macswell, the world's ugliest wanker, who put off his departure by an entire day because he was terrified of getting wet walking 20 feet from his house to his van.
I could almost understand cancelling a holiday if it was raining in the place of destination. But to cancel because of rain at home takes a world-class weather wuss.

And a dickhead.

Yes. A fat ugly dickhead like Pork Scotch.
Weather wuss by flappy dickwad August 16, 2009
A common word used to say that someone is a pussy.
Wow, what a wuss.
wuss by reddyfu July 10, 2017
spider-mans wrussy spits out webs
Wrussy by OwO_Wo1fie January 8, 2022
Contraction of the greeting "What's up?" which is a contraction of "What is up?" If you're really pressed for time, greet someone with a "sup"?. In any case, the greeter is rhetorically asking you what is going on in your life. Roughly synonymous with hello but less hip.
Hipster1: Wussup?
Hipster2: Nuttin'.
Hipster1: Word.
Hipster2: Word is bond.
wussup by Edward January 6, 2004

wussmonger 

A creator or promoter of wussiness, usually with their mere existence.
Darryl is such a wussmonger! I could beat him up any day!
wussmonger by Jojo the Assassin October 25, 2009

wuss factory 

Anyone who is so incredibly wussy that in addition to their own wussiness, they create further wussiness, exponentially growing the wussiness that they give off to the universe.
"Bender? That walking wuss factory?"

"He may be a walking factory but believe me, he is no wuss."