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Zoom whitening

The most painful tooth whitening system available. Performed by a dental technician, the Zoom whitening system can make your teeth up to eight shades lighter in just 45 minutes.

The Zoom whitening system consists of a high-concentration bleaching gel (a.k.a. hydrogen peroxide) and an ultraviolet light. The UV light accelerates the bleaching process and helps the hydrogen peroxide penetrate your teeth. The gel is applied for three 15-minute sessions for a total treatment time of 45 minutes.

Zoom whitening hurts like a motherfucker, which is why at-home whitening systems are still available. Custom-molded trays filled with dentist-dispensed gel are worn 1-2 hours a day for up to 14 days. Tooth sensitivity is less severe and should subside after a couple of days.
The Zoom whitening procedure begins with a plastic piece being placed in your mouth to hold it open (if you have a strong gag reflex, you won't last the entire procedure). A blue coating is painted onto your gums to prevent chemical burns. The whitening gel is then applied and an ultraviolet light is placed near your mouth. Protective eyewear is provided.
by Doctor K. B. March 24, 2009
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watering a dog shit garden

Making effort for nothing. Effort doesn't pay off.
He has been trying to mac on that girl.
Well, it looks like it's watering a dog shit garden.
by jun nakane July 9, 2007
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Waltering

Doing absolutly nothing while at work without getting in any trouble for it and still getting paid for your "hard work".
person 1: "Man I still have 2 hours left to my shift and everything is done

person 2: "Try waltering for a little while"

person 1: "Yea! I usually do so much real work I completely forgot about waltering!"
by ERyan February 24, 2009
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creative writing

an awesome class that some high schools offer. its considered an elective. you write a lot of different peices. you usually have an opening activity such as: create a rap using a issue (economic,home,love,etc), association pieces, etc.

teachers are usualy care free and fun. class consists of alot of story telling from stuents and teacher.

take it you'll lean alot about yourself.
I signed up for creative writing, it ended up being a lot of fun.
by LatestPlaguesXe January 30, 2007
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writing game

competitive literary battle between two or more creative writers that turns words into weapons in an attempt to get fucked up.
The lovechild had between writing prompts and drinking games played at nerd parties and frat parties, respectively.
"BRAAAAHHHHH how many different ways can you rewrite this cliche?"
"Like, as in, a writing game duuuude?"
"Braaahh, why'd you say that line, it's dumb!!!!"
"Duuude, because UD made us write the name of the thing we were giving an example for in the example proper!!!!"
"Isn't that like writing a story about being dead but requiring there to be a dead person in it?... Seems a bit simplistic and underwhelming."
"You know what's simplistic?"
"I don't know, ask your Mom."
"BHAAAAAAAAR. You got me fucker! but you still didn't give another variation of a cliche! DRINK!!!!!!!"
by Jtreemenot August 11, 2009
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writing circle jerk

A writers' circle whose members spend all their time praising each other rather than giving constructive feedback.
I went to this writing circle meeting because I was stuck on my story, but all they did was tell me how amazing it was. Total writing circle jerk.
by mordredlefay June 29, 2011
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writing up a phd

A process that leads the phd student to spending most of his time on Facebook or YouTube.
I think Christophe is writing up a phd. He sent me tree YouTube videos today.
by phd April 7, 2012
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