type writer

A poet or author who writes passionately about one subject and one alone. Simular to type cast, type writer is a play on words as well as an adjective, usually negative.
Robert Frost is such a type writer, he's always talking about fucking nature.
by AnnaSthesia High December 18, 2006
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Writer's Cock

When you are to horny to be able to form legitimate thoughts to write anything.
I couldn't write because I was stricken with writer's cock
by Communist West June 04, 2012
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Ghost writer

Someone who gives a better handjob than you could ever give yourself- someone better with your pen than you are.
"Hows your biography coming along, Dave?"
"To be honest I can't get any words down, Cynthia is just too good of a ghost writer".
by Biggish Shoe October 18, 2010
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Ghost Writer

A person who will set up accounts on various websites, but will not post real pictures of his or herself. This type of person also pops up on your instant messaging clients. When asked for a picture, the person will give excuses about broken cameras or using another computer with no pictures. There are a host of lies that these people will give. Most of the time, they are looking to set you up for some unknown motive. Remember, there is a reason why they are trying to remain anonymous.

A person who finds you on various websites and attempt to hook up with you or get to know you outside of the cyberlife; however, they don't have a face (they can NOT provide pictures of how they look). Therefore, it's just a ghost writing you messages.
Internet Guy: What's up baby? You are gorgeous!! One fine lady!

Me: Thanks...I guess..but umm..where are your pictures?

Internet Guy: Umm..My camera on my phone isn't working. My screen is broken. My phone is touch screen so I can't see if the camera is working.

Me: How is that possible?...On this website it shows that you are logged on from your phone...but you just said that your screen is broken and you can't see anything. How are you talking to me with a broken screen?

Internet Guy: Umm..well.

Me: Never mind. It's a reason why you want to remain unknown. I don't have time to talk to Ghost Writers. Have a great day!
by RavenCherokee May 29, 2010
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coffee writer

a person that sits in a coffee shop with his or her laptop just so other people know that he/she is seriously writing
Male: what do you do for a living?
Female: I'm a coffee writer
Male: what's that?
Female: I write my books in a coffee shop
by dream_living November 24, 2012
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Writer's Block

Just Jack song from the album "Overtones"
MJ: Hey Lois, have you heard that cool new song, Writer's Block?
LL:Sure! It's kinda catchy!
by tiger8milk May 13, 2009
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Writers of history

The phrase “writers of history” refers to illegitimate historians who falsely document historical events. Usually, this is done to portray their own group/country in a more positive manner. These illegitimate historians may also erase historical documentation or portray another group/country in a negative manner.

Broadly, this is in the definition of Historical negationism. Generally, when a group is conquered by another and has the resources to to tell the history these “writers of history” go into effect.
The Roman Empire swiftly conquered the nations around it. As it spread, the writers of history spread false information about its many wars and atrocities as being justified. The most foul crimes were merely lost to history while its adversaries fight was distorted and set in stone.
by DrAccius June 05, 2021
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