My eyes just had a workout

when your crying but you don't want to admit it cuz you wimp af

Person: hey, are you crYinG
You: no, my eyes just had a workout

by thatbitchwithnolife December 09, 2018

ICHC Workout

A small workout routine popularized on the chat site ICanHazChat. It consists of 69 pushups, 42.0 squats, and a 2 minute plank.

I should get some actual exercise in today between fap sessions. Time to do the ol' ICHC Workout!

by Plewdity June 09, 2021

Secret Pre-Workout

The term Secret Pre-Workout is used to refer to a form of extra energy and motivation obtained after a gym-bro goes through a break up. They can usually be identified by wearing hoodies and lifting impossible weight since they are "going through it."

"Have you seen Chad pulling 315 on deadlift!?" "Yeah bro, I heard he got the secret pre-workout."

by JimmyJohnJones07 March 29, 2023

Garrison Workout

Exercising with Shake Weight and Squat Magic at the same time.

Bebe had a Garrison Workout with Mimsy and Nathan this afternoon.

by Tree House Eikaiwa July 12, 2018

one arm workout

when a man grabs his erect penis and starts pounding it like a jack rabbit

i did the one arm workout so fast

(masterbate)

by Owen Ryley December 07, 2017

gullet workout

It's wjen you make use of a dildo and practice oral sex with it until you get to the real stuff :3 ^w^

"He practiced doing gullet workouts until he got used to it and i got the best orgasm ever."

by kawaii bitch :> May 08, 2023

kardashian workout

Going to the gym, sitting on a piece of exercise equipment and engaging with your cell phone.

I went to the gym today and couldn't tear myself away from Facebook. It was, a Kardashian workout.

by theecomicguy July 07, 2017