wonky

Another name for the male reproductive organ, penis.

Son quit playing with your wonky.

by Timmy Joe Jenkins December 25, 2005

wonky eyed shit cunt

a friendly yet insulting terminology used amongst friends

shut up you wonky eyed shit cunt

by Big Worm August 12, 2008

Wonky Nut Nut

Someone that is a worry warted frogger doodle.
Usually a jealous guy

Mary-Ann: Julee my boyfriend is always worrying and he's very jealous!

Julee: What a wonky nut nut

by Kitkat_208 January 1, 2009

Wonkiee

A Wonkiee is the offspring caused by sexual intercourse between a Wookiee and a Donkey.

Chewbacca mated with a donkey and wonkiee was born.

by wonkiee October 19, 2007

Wonky Wheezy

Describing something that is malfunctioning or out of order, characterised by irregularities and instability, akin to an old, creaky device with a wobbly mechanism.

The tables were arranged in a wonky wheezy fashion, creating a chaotic and unstable setup that disrupted the entire room's layout.

by ElToro Loco July 9, 2024

Wonky

When something is very unstable,or very ridiculous and foolish.

Woah,he’s way too wonky to gat an A+!

by anonymous December 27, 2023

Swamp-Wonky

Swamp-Wonky is any contraption pieced together to solve a problem or make swamp life easier. A traditional long bow does not have an attachment for a bow fishing reel. A Swamp-Wonky solution is to tape an empty soda bottle to the grip, wind some string around it, tie the string to the end of a fishing arrow. Now you have a Swamp-Wonky bow fishing rig!

I saw a Swamp-Wonky air boat today! It was a john boat with a stack of box fans at the back pushing it along! Swamp-Wonky!

by J-t-A July 28, 2025