Wisconsin Butterfly 

When a guy packs his semen into his own nose and then sneezes it onto the breasts of his partner.

I saw a guy in the Steak N Shake bathroom giving this chick a Wisconsin Butterfly. It got everywhere.

Wisconsin Butterfly by viceroy of pickles July 3, 2014

Wisconsin Chrome 

Duct tape. Named for likelyhood of being used for automobile repairs.

Johnny's car look's like crap ever since he lost his fender in that accident. I've never seen so much Wisconsin chrome in my life.

Wisconsin Chrome by chi_tom December 10, 2009

Wisconsin Windshield Wiper 

to have sex doggystyle and pull out, cum all over the girls back and spread it all over back and forth

i totally wisconsin windshield wipered that chick

Wisconsin Windshield Wiper by spaulding123123 June 10, 2010

Wisconsin Cheese Touch 

To stick your finger in a girls pussy

I gave my significant other a Wisconsin cheese touch

Wisconsin Cheese Touch by Kidswillbekids August 26, 2019

Wisconsin Welcome Mat 

The act of two females performing oral sex on a man, one on each side of the penis resulting in them kissing while sucking. Aka "Heaven"

Dude, last night, these two girls gave me the Wisconsin Welcome Mat.

No waaaaaay!!!

Yes way! It was like an oral hot dog.

Wisconsin Welcome Mat by Bolt Speeeeedman November 23, 2010

Wisconsin Wash Cloth 

You take a slightly warm moist sock and jizz in it. Then slap your spouse or anyone in the face with it.

The wife was being a twat about my drinking, so I gave her a Wisconsin Wash Cloth and she calmed the fuck down

Wisconsin Wash Cloth by TwoFlushPoo November 8, 2019

wisconsin cheese spring 

when you've beaten your meat last night and haven't taken a shower. The next morning you wake up and have a erection (spring) your dick becomes crusty like dry wisconsin cheese.

dude I had wisconsin cheese spring last night.

wisconsin cheese spring by Billy The Fridge October 18, 2018