Wine Roulette

The game of chance played wile drinking wine with an unknowing and mentally unstable significant other or companion. The outcome is always unknown and can very from happiness, sadness, crying, throwing of fists, irrational and erratic behaviour and pointless arguing. The odds of an unfavourable outcome increase as the amount of wine consumed increases.

I was playing wine roulette with Meghan last night and lost bad. She got so drunk that she started to cry and punch me because I haven't proposed to her yet.

by Chubby Pickle February 25, 2017

wine crime

is when you have had a long, tiring day and you would like to wind down and relax before going to sleep. The crime occurs when you fall asleep or crash before you have finished your glass of wine - hence wasted wine

Dumping that Pinot because Lisa passed out Last night is such wine crime!

by MaMaGriM May 27, 2010

Afro Wine

A somewhat sophisticated term for kool aid used in urban areas.

Dude: Girl why don't you come over tonight? I got 4 movies and a whole pitcher of afro wine.

Girl: What flavor?

Dude: Grape

Girl: Be over at 7

by LogicIsDope February 25, 2012

red wine

Red wine is a type of alcohol which may result in people calling you "gay" or "old" for drinking it, but these are the same people who prefer to drink alcohol - such as vodka, lager or absinthe - simply for the purpose of getting drunk.
Red wine goes well with a nice pasta, and it is good for you
(in moderation of course)

red wine and penne amatriciana - my idea of a great meal

by Shinobi-ka May 22, 2005

wine cock

A cock that is not stiff enough for penetrating sex. Often as a result from having been drinking too much wine.

After having been fluffed for hours Rocco had to give up admitting that he suffered from wine cock that night.

by jaytee August 30, 2003

wine eye

a glazed or hazy look in the eyes achieved by just sufficient quantities of wine. Mildly intoxicated, but still completely capable of carrying out normal functions (walking, talking, eating).

It looks to me like you have a touch of the wine eye.

by Da5id Ricardo April 3, 2008

wined up

The act of becoming annihilated by consumption of excessive amounts of wine

Hopefully Ann will get all wined up tonight so I can tag that behymen

by Cebbin December 25, 2013