Gladstone wiggle

the stroking and wiggling of your flaccid penis in the attempt to make it hard.

Did you see the guy accidentally posted himself doing the Gladstone wiggle on snapchats' public map last night?

by FilthyMexicn November 18, 2018

red wiggler

An insect that wiggles into your skin that is red and also creates a red barrow type bump on the arm. Not to be confused with the red wagller. It’s third specious cousin.

Look at that red wiggler, it’s wiggling.

by Red Insect Hunter May 23, 2019

one eyed wiggling welshman

Penis

He was naked the whole party wandering around showing his one eyed wiggling welshman

by DonyTornberry April 19, 2016

The Higgler Wiggler

Wiggling a homeless man's dick while he's pissing.

David is a real goober, as he was walking by he saw a homeless man peeing, so of course, he gave him the old Higgler Wiggler.

The Higgler Wiggler is wiggling a homeless man's dick while he pees.

by Yuritarded__ January 7, 2021

Wiggly Eyes

An involuntary rapid blinking of eyes in response to bright or blinking lights, usually the after affects of taking such drugs as extacy on the comedown. The user feels no pain from the condition and often finds pleasure in the experience resting in a corner somewhere watching the light shows.

A: Yo, my eyes are blinking to the strobe lights

B: You've got wiggly eyes, just enjoy the trip

by 1 a/\/ d 0 /\/ l y September 6, 2005

Wiggly woo

Quite simply, a penis. Just a nice endearing name for one.

"There's a worm at the bottom of the garden, and his name is Wiggly Woo!"

by Derplo August 7, 2012

Snazzy Wiggles

Your flamboyant, only-child, obnoxious co-worker who doesn't know when to lay off. He/she constantly plays office pranks and can't seem to focus on their actual job.

"I think it was Snazzy Wiggles who put that plastic bug in your water bottle and put vaseline on your desk drawer handle."

by Sweet Business November 30, 2006