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dick's wiff 

A unit of measure indicating a very short distance. I.e you're close enough to smell someone's dick.
Can you tell me where the post office is?

Sure thing! It's just a dick's wiff away!
dick's wiff by Davedaveandgreg September 29, 2015
1. It means someone who is your girlfriend but then cause you know them so well shes close to you like a wife but your not married or engaged yet.

2. A girl can also call another girl her wifey, this means they are really tight friends.
1. Nathan asked Tisha to be his wifey because they have been close for bare long.

2. Clara backed Natasha in her beef because that was her wifey.
wifey by Kishana December 1, 2007
A girl who you've been dating for at least 3 years and with whom you currently live. She's someone you intend to marry, and someone you view as more than just a girlfriend, but who is still not legally bound to you. The wifey is becoming more common as people are more deliberative about entering into marriage. A lot of people in the current generation are either waiting until they are financially in better shape to get married or are putting it off to work out problems before they walk down the aisle.
"You've been dating Kerri for 5 years. When is she going to become your wife?"
"She's my wifey, and I love her so much, but she won't become my wife until I can figure out my cheating problem.
wifey by Tucker_Twat July 5, 2014

Skew-wiff 

All messy, disheveled. Colloquial British term somehow derived from "askew."
"Her hair was all skew-wiff; she looked like she'd just woken up."
Skew-wiff by zooa November 3, 2003
a woman or girl that you love to death. a REAL and true lady. a wifey is totally different than a hood rat chick!
Yo man, Chistina Milian iz MY freakin' wifey so back UP!!
wifey by naiomi November 29, 2006

Wifey'd Up

When a female is usually a slew but starts to act straight and loyal as soon as she gets into a relationship or starts talking to a guy. She acts wife-like.
Damn, Em got wifey'd up REAL quick.
Wifey'd Up by r-BIGHOUSE January 8, 2011