Tijuana Whorehouse

Intentionally or unintentionally watching your sister having sex with your best friend.
It stems from the historical cliche of being in Tijuana and barkers in front of a backstreet whorehouse
say the stereotypical phrase “hey meestor want to have sex with my seestor?”

I never expected my basement to turn into a Tijuana Whorehouse.

by SweetPimpDaddy69 February 1, 2026

Pianist in a whorehouse

Someone who types very loudly on a computer keyboard, thumping the keys like a pianist in a whorehouse.

He’s a great engineer but such a violent typist; he thumps those keys like a pianist in a whorehouse.

by sam__p August 9, 2023

sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday

This obviously refers to someone or something being overused and worn the fuck out.

Percy: "Man, look at these hands! They are calloused and bleeding from all of that yardwork!"
Samantha: " You let that shit get overgrown and it needed to be done. Stop acting like you're sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday. Now fetch me some sweet tea!"

by von groovy July 12, 2024