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White people

People who loose their shit when there isn't flavorless food at forgen resturaunts.
"WHY DOESN'T THIS MEXICAN RESTURAUNT HAVE ANYTHING THAT ISNT SPICY >:("
-a lot of white people.
by Assassin203886 October 20, 2023
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White People

A term used to describe caucasians. Despite being called white, many of them are actually red due to them generally having a greater quantity of visibly dilated blood vessels under the skin of their faces as compared to peoples of other races. Ironically, “red” is a term they use to describe Native Americans despite the fact that far fewer of them have tomatoes for faces than white people. Certain notable members of this species also exhibit non-white skin tones, such as the famously orange POTUS Donald Trump.
White people are difficult to look at under bright sunlight due to the high reflectance of white surfaces.
by Frederick Yeo November 17, 2023
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white people

privileged people and historically racist against other races. They are mostly rapists, pillagers, and the creators of stereotypes or descendents of them.
black person: I hate white people.
white person: Yeah, being white sucks.
by YK Woozie January 10, 2024
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White people

People who are evil and never right. They have no culture or something, and you can’t be racist towards them cause I said so.
White guy: Dude, you know this is illegal
Me (hero): You white people always try to ruin my fun.
by Johnson H. Pork March 26, 2024
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White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)

The times in horrormovies where the characters (who somehow always happen to be white) find themselves in stupid, deadly, or extremely difficult situations that were COMPLETELY avoidable if they had used the common sense that falls under these three categories: 1.) LEAVE IT ALONE 2.) NEVER INVESTIGATE 3.) LISTEN TO THE ADVICE(which is usually to leave something alone)
Amityville Horror-Listen to Advice
Listen white people, if you're seeing bodies and someone or something tells you to get out, DO IT. When the family stayed, it was White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)

Paranormal Activity-Listen to Advice
The idiot husband did the opposite of the ADVICE the guy told them. He taunted the spirit, and grabbed a ouji board. White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)

The Blair Witch Project-Never Investigate
A rumor is going around, that if you walk into a certain forest, you will get killed. Going to avoid it? Nope! You have to find out exactly what’s going on, on tape. White People Syndrome

Chernobyl Diaries- Leave it Alone/Never Investigate
Who’s up for vacationing in creepy abandoned radioactive towns? The white kids! Nuclear fallout =deadly. Do not enter. Stay away. But did they? NO. That’s White People Syndrome

Prometheus-Leave it Alone
If you had left that big mysterious alien infested planet alone white people, life would still be yours. But you HAD to know. (W.P.S)

The Ring-Leave it Alone/Never Investigate
Why would you investigate a tape that reputed to be killing people? That is one movie that these characters could have left on the shelf. And who is ‘investigating’ this phenomenon? A white person. Therefore, it’s White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)
by 4ever_GC July 5, 2012
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white people spicy

Containing miminal amounts of spice that only white people who rarely or never eat spicy food notice, and possibly complain about.
"Oh wow, this pasta contains a hint of pepper. I can't take all this spice! Where's the water?"

"Dude, that's only white people spicy. I don't recommend eating Indian food."
by krusty007 August 9, 2012
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White People Time

The act of arriving 15 minutes early to an appointment or function.
Ben: "oh look we're 15 minutes early."
Justin: "That's be because we're on white people time."
by WilliamClinton6969 April 4, 2015
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